-45-WOAH

[cigsandgunsmoke]

Yeah. Seriously? Lot of fuckin' shit on the network. Y'don't even need a goddamn newspaper here.

The leg an' shit is good. But do I look like a fuckin' stray y'gotta keep in the house?

Good to see some familiar faces back too.

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[somes_auditus]

Do you want me to put the bullet back in your leg?

And here is where he whines like daddy.

[cigsandgunsmoke]

Not really.

Awww, come on. I'm 24. I've been living fine on my fuckin' own.

and here is where sasori puts on his no-nonsense face. which is actually kinda scary

[somes_auditus]

--And got shot.

Badou says BUT DADDDDDDD I'M AN ADULT

[cigsandgunsmoke]

First time it's happened in twenty-four years of my life.

Sasori says. Grr.

[somes_auditus]

You want to get shot again? Make it an even two?

Badou says THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DEAL WITH SURROGATE KIDS, DAD.

[cigsandgunsmoke]

... ... .... I.. Think I'll be coming straight home after work today.

Sasori says IT OBVIOUSLY WORKS WONDERS.

[somes_auditus]

That's my boy.

Badou says BECAUSE NO REAL FATHER ACTUALLY SHOOTS THEIR KIDS UNLESS THEY ARE CRAZY

[cigsandgunsmoke]

I'll bring home some chocolate.

Sasori says OR IF THE KIDS DESERVE IT!

[somes_auditus]

Aren't you wonderful? Daddy's very happy.