Aug 23, 2007 09:10
Mediocre worker seeks par time oppurtunity:
Minimal responcibilities wanted. Job must be "Dog Friendly" and preferibly in New Brunswick. Being able to come to work high a must, being able to get drunk on company stock while at work a plus. A cable package including the history channel, discovery, and at least two related channels an absolute must. Expected salary of $5-10, but $15-25 if I have to do actual work. The ability to play pool for free all day a plus; a lax attitude towards punctuality and attendance a definite plus.