Ah-nold for President!
2004. It's an election year. The campaigns are going to begin soon. Bush is going to go around defending his stance on thie war on terrorism, Kerry's going to throw some money around. Who is it that I'm voting for, being that I will be 18 by the time elections begin?
Arnold Schwarzenegger of course!
Arnold so has these other chumps beat. Whatever they've done, he's done 10 times better and kicked lots of ass doing it. I mean, tons of ass. As in, he had to go around kicking ass a second and a third time because he ran out of asses to kick.
John Kerry was in Vietnam? Killed a bunch of Asian men running around in their diapers? FUCK THAT. Arnold took on the Predator and OWNED it. Owned in the sense of PWN3D!!!
Just look at this!
John Kerry would have pissed in his pants and run away like a little girl! But not Governor Schwarzenegger! No way. He killed the Predator single-handedly - without even using bullets!
George Dubya used to be apart of the National Guard? He has a strong stand against terrorism? HAH. Arnold was a spy AND he had an even better stand against terrorism - killing all those motherfuckers!
What's that Mr. Terrorist? That's right! YOU GOT OWNED. Can you say, "Fucked!"?
I believe it's clear that Arnold Schwarzenegger should be our next president. Not only has he kicked lots of ass, but he also loves the children.
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
My vote goes to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of California, a true American hero. And for any of you that disagree with me, Arnold and I have one thing to say to you.
Arnold Schwarzenegger of course!
Arnold so has these other chumps beat. Whatever they've done, he's done 10 times better and kicked lots of ass doing it. I mean, tons of ass. As in, he had to go around kicking ass a second and a third time because he ran out of asses to kick.
John Kerry was in Vietnam? Killed a bunch of Asian men running around in their diapers? FUCK THAT. Arnold took on the Predator and OWNED it. Owned in the sense of PWN3D!!!
Just look at this!
John Kerry would have pissed in his pants and run away like a little girl! But not Governor Schwarzenegger! No way. He killed the Predator single-handedly - without even using bullets!
George Dubya used to be apart of the National Guard? He has a strong stand against terrorism? HAH. Arnold was a spy AND he had an even better stand against terrorism - killing all those motherfuckers!
What's that Mr. Terrorist? That's right! YOU GOT OWNED. Can you say, "Fucked!"?
I believe it's clear that Arnold Schwarzenegger should be our next president. Not only has he kicked lots of ass, but he also loves the children.
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
My vote goes to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of California, a true American hero. And for any of you that disagree with me, Arnold and I have one thing to say to you.