B-Day Bash

[ciginthemouth]

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 -- Jayson's 20th B-Day Bash at Hooters!

Be there at 5:00pm (Hooters in Greenwood by Walmart)
Bring Money and Gift. Those who do not bring gifts will be escorted outside where Jayson will subsequently be shown some titties. If you are a guy, then you will give me all of your money, I'll kick ya the nuts, and we'll call it a day.

Gift Ideas:
1. Multiple packs of Marlboro menthols
2. Jaegermeister
3. Porn (bukkake, asians, briana banks, stacy valentine, kianna dior, jewel de nyle)
4. Subscription to Hustler magazine
5. Agree to do a threeway with me(girls only)
6. Pick up my tab at Hooters
7. Pay my credit card bill for the month
8. Blank CD's
9. The Great Outdoors on DVD
10. Hitman: Contracts for X-box
11. Any Star Wars DVD
12. Subsctiption to a Porn Website such as TanyaDanielle.com
13. Drum Sticks (5a size, vic firth or promark -- preferably Promark)
14. Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power CD
15. Any Troma Movie (Surf Nazis Must Die maybe)
16. Anything involving the Harlem Globetrotters
17. Roots on DVD
18. Robin Hood Men in Tights DVD
19. One Night in Paris
20. A Blowjob

All of you are invited!!! Please go... I don't have any friends anymore.