my SEXY day.
SO i'm sitting here at the computer and Rob is in the kitchen and its about 1:30 in the morning and im like "rob...rob?...ROB" and he pokes his head out of the kitchen, one hand down his PJ pants...making a silly face. and I ask him "can u make me a bowl of cereal?" :) and he shakes his head, "no." and walks back into the kitchen.
then he comes back 30 seconds later (i originally typed 5 minutes & then rob bitched so it got edited to "30 seconds"), and holds out a bowl of Fruity Pebbles in my face.
Ahh the love of my life.
But let me back track a bit, and tell u all about my glorious day. i KNOW you wanna hear. yes. lets see..where to begin..
oh yeah, i woke up around 8am and i was like "why am i up so early?...oh ya, rob and i are home alone all morning. thats why." and i crept downstairs and climbed into bed with rob :) aw. cute, right? then ahh...well...the details may not be entirely appropriate if i plan on making this a Public entry. If you wanna know the whole story I suppose u can just IM me and ask. muaha. O:-)
anyways, after our shower together...I MEAN...
after we showered..separately, of course...AHEM
im killing this.
MOVING ON...
then rob made me breakfast. what a doll. ("i am such a good boyfriend!" he told Aunt Chris later on) He made waffles and tiny baby itty bitty sausages. Yummmmmerzz. Rob just called me a faggot. thank you. once again...love of my life, ladies and gentlemen. -sarcastic sigh of happiness and disbelief that he is so cruel in a really nice way though- (rob complained when i just wrote "sigh" because he said people would interpret it wrong. well i hope i made it more clear for all of you who would have been severely confused on my emotion if i had just said SIGH. I love rob! & his friend.)
after breakfast we watched Undercover Brother on TV...funniest lets-make-fun-of-white-people movie ever. and then the parents & mattie arrived back home from golf. then we got ready to go to the cousins house and left my place around 1230ish.
got to cousins and PHEWWW i have missed them all soo much. talked with kelley for a bit- she is officially a P.I.M.P. and she is only..12. Seriously. she made out with her "basketball buddy" at the movies last night. *tear* i am so proud. rob told me not to raise her like me. MUAHAHA I PLAN TO. superb.
Two words: Tackle. Football.
Rob tore it up and gained the nickname "the fastest man in the world" by his fellow teammates & opponents. No one wanted to guard him for long cuz they got tired of SUCKING, or just tired from chasing. Then it was really funny because Sam wanted me to make a call on a certain play - since i sat out the first game & watched - and he was like "please count it. ill give u lots of sex." and everyone sort of looked around uncomfortably. because sam says stupid shit like that. a few people looked at rob to see his reaction, and i kno mike just watched for mine. I said no thanks, and called the play against sam. Next thing i know...the next play happens and as soon as Sam gets the ball I almost start laughing. I see Rob running towards Sam and the laughter is already BURSTING out of my mouth. Rob picks Sam up by the legs and slams him down onto the ground. Artwork. Aunt chris took like 250 pictures. Sam & Rob ended up getting along quite swimmingly though because they both had a mutual agreement about one certain kid...well i guess since i dont really know him, i can write the name, and those of u who DO know him (nick sam & mike) will laugh. okay, SETH. and it was hilarious listening to them plotting their blitzing etc, whenever Seth was QB. Good times. I never got tackled. In fact, I never touched the ball. You wanna know why?? BECAUSE SAM IS A SEXIST LITTLE BIOTCH WITH NO PENIS WHO LIKES MEN AND REFUSES TO PASS TO A GIRL. Moving on.
back at the cousins we had a glorious dinner that consisted of steak & lobster. Umm YUM ME?! it was wonderful.
not much more to say about the cousins house - GOT TO VISIT NICK WHILE HE WORKED AT CVS!!! which was great fun. and we saw andrew! and some random kid in glasses! and andrews little brother who was out past his bedtime! not really tho, andrew just says that in front of his friends to make his brother embarassed. Ahh sweet brotherly love. See, with rob, he'd just punch the shit out of his little brother instead. Which he does consistenly, and I am constantly pulling him off of poor little Michael who is going to grow up to be like Elton John. His clothes at least. BUT ANYWAYS saw nick and it was wonderful but i wish i couldve hung out with him, or at least given him a hug. But ah well. Its a Code17 on nicks cashier, lemme tell you. those damn 5 dollar bills!!
then we drove home. rob and i went and saw constantine. and much to our dismay (dont get mad, m&m) - we didnt think it was all that impressive. Good idea. like a worse version of Dogma. But with no comedy. and rob thought it was "too slow"....so, needless to say, he fell asleep. as he does in many movies. For example: The Village. I thought it was okay but sort of drawnout and i am definitely not in love with it like Mike is. Should've seen Hitch. -shakes head- Damn.
sex.
back at home, i am now sitting online since i have finished devouring my fruity pebbles. and rob is really bored even though he seemed to enjoy some of my comments in here, and surely likes criticizing my use of words. :) But, alas, the love of my life is wonderful. And i had so much fun on our second-to-last day in florida.
Flight is tomorrow around 4 and we'll leave here arond 1, mom says. I have so many clothes strewn about my room, you cannot imagine. somebody remind me what color the carpet is...?!?
Rob is bored & i am done talking.
so peace out kiddies...much much much love. and please, feel free to check out my best friend mallory's LJ as well (onyx_h0tel) because she has loads of pictures on it of me and her. sexy.
well im off.
be good, and if you need me, you kno where to find me!
florida lovvvve~ LiZ (& RoB)
then he comes back 30 seconds later (i originally typed 5 minutes & then rob bitched so it got edited to "30 seconds"), and holds out a bowl of Fruity Pebbles in my face.
Ahh the love of my life.
But let me back track a bit, and tell u all about my glorious day. i KNOW you wanna hear. yes. lets see..where to begin..
oh yeah, i woke up around 8am and i was like "why am i up so early?...oh ya, rob and i are home alone all morning. thats why." and i crept downstairs and climbed into bed with rob :) aw. cute, right? then ahh...well...the details may not be entirely appropriate if i plan on making this a Public entry. If you wanna know the whole story I suppose u can just IM me and ask. muaha. O:-)
anyways, after our shower together...I MEAN...
after we showered..separately, of course...AHEM
im killing this.
MOVING ON...
then rob made me breakfast. what a doll. ("i am such a good boyfriend!" he told Aunt Chris later on) He made waffles and tiny baby itty bitty sausages. Yummmmmerzz. Rob just called me a faggot. thank you. once again...love of my life, ladies and gentlemen. -sarcastic sigh of happiness and disbelief that he is so cruel in a really nice way though- (rob complained when i just wrote "sigh" because he said people would interpret it wrong. well i hope i made it more clear for all of you who would have been severely confused on my emotion if i had just said SIGH. I love rob! & his friend.)
after breakfast we watched Undercover Brother on TV...funniest lets-make-fun-of-white-people movie ever. and then the parents & mattie arrived back home from golf. then we got ready to go to the cousins house and left my place around 1230ish.
got to cousins and PHEWWW i have missed them all soo much. talked with kelley for a bit- she is officially a P.I.M.P. and she is only..12. Seriously. she made out with her "basketball buddy" at the movies last night. *tear* i am so proud. rob told me not to raise her like me. MUAHAHA I PLAN TO. superb.
Two words: Tackle. Football.
Rob tore it up and gained the nickname "the fastest man in the world" by his fellow teammates & opponents. No one wanted to guard him for long cuz they got tired of SUCKING, or just tired from chasing. Then it was really funny because Sam wanted me to make a call on a certain play - since i sat out the first game & watched - and he was like "please count it. ill give u lots of sex." and everyone sort of looked around uncomfortably. because sam says stupid shit like that. a few people looked at rob to see his reaction, and i kno mike just watched for mine. I said no thanks, and called the play against sam. Next thing i know...the next play happens and as soon as Sam gets the ball I almost start laughing. I see Rob running towards Sam and the laughter is already BURSTING out of my mouth. Rob picks Sam up by the legs and slams him down onto the ground. Artwork. Aunt chris took like 250 pictures. Sam & Rob ended up getting along quite swimmingly though because they both had a mutual agreement about one certain kid...well i guess since i dont really know him, i can write the name, and those of u who DO know him (nick sam & mike) will laugh. okay, SETH. and it was hilarious listening to them plotting their blitzing etc, whenever Seth was QB. Good times. I never got tackled. In fact, I never touched the ball. You wanna know why?? BECAUSE SAM IS A SEXIST LITTLE BIOTCH WITH NO PENIS WHO LIKES MEN AND REFUSES TO PASS TO A GIRL. Moving on.
back at the cousins we had a glorious dinner that consisted of steak & lobster. Umm YUM ME?! it was wonderful.
not much more to say about the cousins house - GOT TO VISIT NICK WHILE HE WORKED AT CVS!!! which was great fun. and we saw andrew! and some random kid in glasses! and andrews little brother who was out past his bedtime! not really tho, andrew just says that in front of his friends to make his brother embarassed. Ahh sweet brotherly love. See, with rob, he'd just punch the shit out of his little brother instead. Which he does consistenly, and I am constantly pulling him off of poor little Michael who is going to grow up to be like Elton John. His clothes at least. BUT ANYWAYS saw nick and it was wonderful but i wish i couldve hung out with him, or at least given him a hug. But ah well. Its a Code17 on nicks cashier, lemme tell you. those damn 5 dollar bills!!
then we drove home. rob and i went and saw constantine. and much to our dismay (dont get mad, m&m) - we didnt think it was all that impressive. Good idea. like a worse version of Dogma. But with no comedy. and rob thought it was "too slow"....so, needless to say, he fell asleep. as he does in many movies. For example: The Village. I thought it was okay but sort of drawnout and i am definitely not in love with it like Mike is. Should've seen Hitch. -shakes head- Damn.
sex.
back at home, i am now sitting online since i have finished devouring my fruity pebbles. and rob is really bored even though he seemed to enjoy some of my comments in here, and surely likes criticizing my use of words. :) But, alas, the love of my life is wonderful. And i had so much fun on our second-to-last day in florida.
Flight is tomorrow around 4 and we'll leave here arond 1, mom says. I have so many clothes strewn about my room, you cannot imagine. somebody remind me what color the carpet is...?!?
Rob is bored & i am done talking.
so peace out kiddies...much much much love. and please, feel free to check out my best friend mallory's LJ as well (onyx_h0tel) because she has loads of pictures on it of me and her. sexy.
well im off.
be good, and if you need me, you kno where to find me!
florida lovvvve~ LiZ (& RoB)