Act 12

[cigamyadyreve]

Attention!

Anyone requiring assistance regarding wolf bites who has just changed room mates, let us know your new location as soon as possible!

Patients brought to my attention: Professor Cat and a Leeloo?

John Constantine, now that your relationship status is back in the christ I don't even want to think about the color there positive, remember

Comments

[tinyvampiregod]

Ohh you're the one the clowny Joker man was talking about hm?

[cigamyadyreve]

That could be me. What does he want?

[tinyvampiregod]

Oh, nothing. He thought I belonged to you and I was interested in what you are? Magic Lady?

[cigamyadyreve]

Magic Lady is a close description. He's a bad man, I don't know if that's what interests you though.

[tinyvampiregod]

I want to play with him. And he offered me some of his blood!

Master says I can only drink it from humans if they are willing.

[cigamyadyreve]

I hate to break it to you but he's hardly what you'd call a human.

[tinyvampiregod]

Same difference, to me, at least. And he seems like he would be fun.

Would you be fun to play with, Magic Lady?

[cigamyadyreve]

... No, no I wouldn't be.

[tinyvampiregod]

Why not? ;_;

How about a sip of blood for a cute little boy?

[cigamyadyreve]

My blood could turn yours into fire.

[tinyvampiregod]

Oooh! Now I re~ally want a taste.

What can you do, Magic Lady?

[cigamyadyreve]

My name sake, magic.

[tinyvampiregod]

Well du~uh.

I meant what kind of magic. My Master does alchemy.

[cigamyadyreve]

All kinds, but my specialty is backwards speech. Do you need a demonstration?

[tinyvampiregod]

Yes!

[cigamyadyreve]

Od eht klawnoom ssorca eht roolf.