After the cut:
Police!Patrick and Shower!Patrick. (The last is slightly NSFW)
I still don't have time to fix Photoshop so they're unedited, I'm so sorry. D:
Small version so as not to rape the awesome F-list:
The fic that accompanies Officer Patrick is still in the works. Yes, I'm that self-conscious about my utter fail!attempts at porn.
Pimping!:
kinky_fruit wrote me a Pete/Patrick ficlet that featured Somnophilia, a kink for sleeping people, over
here ♥
ribbonsonwrists did a smut-tastic job on FrenchMaid!Patrick over
here ♥
Updates:
Thanks to everyone who wished that my cold would go away :D It's still there, yes, and getting worse but you guys made me feel better. :) I trudged through the recording of "Empty Apartment" and I'm just grateful that the guy who requested it was in too much of a hurry to listen.
Aaaanyway.
Someone messaged me to request Northern Downpour and/or But It's Better If You Do, both by Panic at the Disco, of course. I love both terribly and I don't know why you'd want me to murder them. It's just horrible of you. And I'm not mentioning your name because you should be ashamed of yourself, haha. :D Just kidding, it's not your fault of course. I'm just VERY self-conscious and out of my league most of the time, as you guys might've noticed, haha. Sigh. /end daily douse of stark realization.