First Son (4/7)

[cieluna]

Title: First Son (4/7)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Patrick/Pete, Patrick/Jon, Spencer/Ryan, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William, Gerard & Mikey (no pairing)
Word Count: 7,257

Chapter One  |  Chapter Two  |  Chapter Three

Comments

[yawnsforfawns]

LOL I AM SO BITTER BUT I WANT FC DAMNIT.

alright commentary.

“I so do like the aura around here, you two must have been brothers during your past life,”

"Spencer noticed Patrick’s accurate impersonation of a drowning turtle and approached them."

“I didn’t need to. I was born talented.”

“I-“ Bill turned around slowly, letting Patrick take in the gaudy sight of fishnet stockings over yellow spandex tights and a hot pink vest that was littered with feathers and glitter,”-am the world’s first hooker.”

"Patrick told him that Brendon had actually arrived early in nothing but a bathrobe. Apparently, he tried coming in as the first man on Earth and he would later shed his robe to fully ‘embrace’ his role."

"Patrick wasn’t by any means a genius but he was terribly sure that conjoined twins were supposed to be, well, conjoined."

omg i am laughing so hard right now i think i'm hysterical.

"One corner had a prehistoric edge, with real leaves stuck to the walls and cardboard figures of dinosaurs littered that area."

i want to live there no lie.

omg awwwwwwwwwwww i love that pete's dressed as him.

"Actually, Pete smashed his lips on Patrick’s in a very extreme way of failing at a kiss. It was highly unromantic and actually hurt just a tiny bit"

omg i sense boisecks.

OMFG.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

WTF HOW COULD YOU OMG ;_;

but this is like the best thing i've ever read you just made me feel like 10 emotions holy shit. I LOVE THIS AND YOU OMG

[cieluna]

YOU ALMOST PASTED THE WHOLE FIC LOL ILY FOR SPAMMING THE COMMENTS PAGE :)))

Seriously, I was about to reply "I wish I was funny in real life" and I spit out my drink, laughing at how hilarious I sounded when I typed it out :))) so embarrassing lol :))

I just had to put a dinosaur scene. Idk why, it's just.. a law, or smth haha

*nods*
Pete isn't exactly subtle, meh? :DD

THANK YOU SO MUCH EVEN THOUGH YOU SPAMMED THE COMMENTS, THE SPAMMIER THE BETTER (wth, that sounds so wrong hahaha) :** I seriously always want to read your comments first, it puts me in a great mood, haha! *hugstight* :DD

[yawnsforfawns]

LAMO SORRY I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL AFTER LOL. ILY FOR WRITING IT LMAO.

the internerds is not real life lmaooo.

IT IS A LAW I LOVE DINOS. i want a dinosaur tshirt so baaaaad i should email pete.

AWWW YW AND YOU MAKE MY COLD DEAD HEART WARM AND HAPPY OMG IL YOU <33333 your comments make me so happy too :')

lol internerds.

[yawnsforfawns]

[cieluna]

ZOMG YOU INTERNERD WTF NO WORDS :))))
You are so plotting to kill me with the ingenious use of polar bears :))) I couldn't stop spitting out with laughter at them omg I hate you, now I need the bathroooooom :)) WTH DID THAT COME FROM??? :))

[yawnsforfawns]

LOL THIS IS HOW I PICTURE OUR RELATIONSHIP JUST LIKE HANGING OUT ON THE ICE AND BEING BIG AND FLUFFY AND CUDDLY AND LIKE THE COOLEST CATS IN TOWN ASIDE FROM THOSE SEALS THEY ARE PRETTY COOL TOO.

I HATE YOU TOO BB ANYTIME :DDDD

[cieluna]

*GASP*

I AM NOT BIG.
:))))

Can we have manatees too? :3

DON'T YOU DARE POST ANY MORE PICSPAMS OF GIANT FURRY CREATURES OR I MIGHT CHOKE TO DEATH WITH LAUGHTER AND SPIT.

[yawnsforfawns]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER IN MY LIFE LOOK AT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT HOLY SHIT.





OMG I AM THE POLAR BEAR ON THE FRONT THAT I WHAT I LOOK LIKE

[cieluna]

I AM OFFICIALLY A MANATEE IN THIS LIFE AND THE NEXT.

WHERE CAN BUY ME SEAL??

OMIGAD PENGUIIIIIIIIIIIIN. HAHAHA LAZY-BUM BEAR :)))

OBVIOUSLY, WE GET ALONG IN TERMS OF FOLLOWING RULES LOL :))