Goddamn, my mind is weird.
Okay.
Let's review.
I dreamed last night...
(I got on a boat to heaven, and by some chance, I had brought my dice alooong...)
1) My former advisor had...a baby. This man is...well, I'm pretty sure he's got kids out of college. Solid mountain man type, carrying around one of those magical baby carrier things that had more frills than your average innocuous-looking Jurassic Park dino.
2) Christine was pissed at me because I kept losing her in this weird network of what looked like a combination of every student union I've ever seen. So, she...kept running off...
3) There was a castle. Big old Dracula-like castle. Haunted, natch. There was a ghost named Serafina living in this castle. She was tall. Like eight feet tall, after factoring in the long trailing faintly luminous golden gown she wore. There was some sort of quest involved in avenging her or helping her find peace or whatever the hell was going on. At the same time, there was this CREEPY mournful-looking child ghost who was also hanging out, but I'm not sure I ever figured out the connection. The whole time this was going on, the castle was being taken over by what vaguely resembled Nazis but were easily mollified if I pretended to be vaguely stupid. Serafina couldn't venture out of hiding because she was a ghost, but she could transform into this radiant golden owl who'd fly out to perch on my arm and tell me stuff. Then there was a small party, and for some reason, some guy fell off the second-floor balcony into the snow, but Serafina made his body disappear because the party had to do with my...final presentation in chemistry lab, which involved me...making potato soup and a cheesecake.
...
All that, in one continuous flowing dream.
..
WHAT.
Let's review.
I dreamed last night...
(I got on a boat to heaven, and by some chance, I had brought my dice alooong...)
1) My former advisor had...a baby. This man is...well, I'm pretty sure he's got kids out of college. Solid mountain man type, carrying around one of those magical baby carrier things that had more frills than your average innocuous-looking Jurassic Park dino.
2) Christine was pissed at me because I kept losing her in this weird network of what looked like a combination of every student union I've ever seen. So, she...kept running off...
3) There was a castle. Big old Dracula-like castle. Haunted, natch. There was a ghost named Serafina living in this castle. She was tall. Like eight feet tall, after factoring in the long trailing faintly luminous golden gown she wore. There was some sort of quest involved in avenging her or helping her find peace or whatever the hell was going on. At the same time, there was this CREEPY mournful-looking child ghost who was also hanging out, but I'm not sure I ever figured out the connection. The whole time this was going on, the castle was being taken over by what vaguely resembled Nazis but were easily mollified if I pretended to be vaguely stupid. Serafina couldn't venture out of hiding because she was a ghost, but she could transform into this radiant golden owl who'd fly out to perch on my arm and tell me stuff. Then there was a small party, and for some reason, some guy fell off the second-floor balcony into the snow, but Serafina made his body disappear because the party had to do with my...final presentation in chemistry lab, which involved me...making potato soup and a cheesecake.
...
All that, in one continuous flowing dream.
..
WHAT.