*big eyes*

[cielamara]

Oh shit.

I thought that if we just cremated everyone we'd solve the zombie problem.

But no.

avalon76 has given me a new reason to cower in fear like a particularly neurotic puppy.

Ash bits mixing together, a la Fantasia, to make...

ZOMBELINAS.

So how do we combat THESE fuckers?

How does one get rid of ash?

Pouring water on it?

START STOCKPILING THE SUPERSOAKERS, Y'ALL.