Foxy Boxing
I’m so very tired. I’ve been walking to work almost everyday for the past two weeks. For those of you who have no idea where I live/work- it’s damn far! It’s at least two miles. I like that I’m getting some much needed exercise and all, but it’s not so much fun when it’s 90 degrees and you get to work smelling like an old gym sock. If I keep it up I might be in shape in no time. Why have I been walking to work you ask? The damn car is still sitting outside the apartment being gay. Jay called the dealership we bought it from today and told them they have to fix it or we’re just letting them repo. it. He seemed eager to help, I just hope that whatever they do to it doesn’t cost too much.
Here’s what’s been going down:
-I talked to Ben today online. He has no idea when he’s coming home and when asked what he wanted he said “A good looking whore and a bottle of rum.” Oh, silly horny Ben. I told him I was going to send him a package. So far it’s going to be cookies, porn, some music and a letter of some kind.
-Jay had an interview at The Works today. The main security guy just left this week to live in Jersey with some hoe. Hopefully, they’ll hire Jay and we can work similar hours. That would be sweet!
-TJ’s now attending Wyomissing Area High. He’s all grown up! I can’t deal! In three days he’ll be 13. That’s so weird.
-I met some long-lost cousin chick. She was making rounds visiting family members she’s never. She was hilarious and her husband sounded like Jack Nicholson. We sat on my mom’s porch and chatted about how horrible my dad’s sisters are and then she dropped a bomb on me. Are you ready for this? You might want to sit down. TWINS RUN IN MY FAMILY!!! AH! I almost cried when she told me. Apparently, her brother has two sets yes, two) of twins and she almost had twins, but she lost one at birth. All I know is that it skips a generation and a bunch of people on my dad’s side have twins! God help me if I have to give birth to two things at once. It will not be pretty. The idea of having one kid already has me terrified! Imagine two at once! Maybe I should follow in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and adopt a Cambodian baby. We’ll see.
-Still planning on October for the big move to New Orleans. It might be towards the end of the month though. I’m doing something rad with Annie three days after her 16th birthday. She’s going to love me forever!
-Lord of the Rings the Two Towers comes out tomorrow! Jay and I are having a LotR marathon. I am SUCH a dork! I can’t help it. I appreciate the Orlando and Elija.
“Wait, this is tennis!?! What’s that thing where the two hot girls are fighting?”
“You mean foxy-boxing?”
“Yeah!!! That’s what I wanted!!”
Please pray that I don’t have twins.
Here’s what’s been going down:
-I talked to Ben today online. He has no idea when he’s coming home and when asked what he wanted he said “A good looking whore and a bottle of rum.” Oh, silly horny Ben. I told him I was going to send him a package. So far it’s going to be cookies, porn, some music and a letter of some kind.
-Jay had an interview at The Works today. The main security guy just left this week to live in Jersey with some hoe. Hopefully, they’ll hire Jay and we can work similar hours. That would be sweet!
-TJ’s now attending Wyomissing Area High. He’s all grown up! I can’t deal! In three days he’ll be 13. That’s so weird.
-I met some long-lost cousin chick. She was making rounds visiting family members she’s never. She was hilarious and her husband sounded like Jack Nicholson. We sat on my mom’s porch and chatted about how horrible my dad’s sisters are and then she dropped a bomb on me. Are you ready for this? You might want to sit down. TWINS RUN IN MY FAMILY!!! AH! I almost cried when she told me. Apparently, her brother has two sets yes, two) of twins and she almost had twins, but she lost one at birth. All I know is that it skips a generation and a bunch of people on my dad’s side have twins! God help me if I have to give birth to two things at once. It will not be pretty. The idea of having one kid already has me terrified! Imagine two at once! Maybe I should follow in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and adopt a Cambodian baby. We’ll see.
-Still planning on October for the big move to New Orleans. It might be towards the end of the month though. I’m doing something rad with Annie three days after her 16th birthday. She’s going to love me forever!
-Lord of the Rings the Two Towers comes out tomorrow! Jay and I are having a LotR marathon. I am SUCH a dork! I can’t help it. I appreciate the Orlando and Elija.
“Wait, this is tennis!?! What’s that thing where the two hot girls are fighting?”
“You mean foxy-boxing?”
“Yeah!!! That’s what I wanted!!”
Please pray that I don’t have twins.