Legend of the Seeker
Remember, kiddies, the awesome objectivist schlock continues tonight! And as a sign of how bored I've been today, voila:
The Legend of the Seeker Drinking Game
One Drink
Any Character of Colour other than Adie or Jay Lagaia and His Happy Ethnic Family appears.
Richard's brother continues to compete for Most Wants To Be Orlando Bloom 2009.
Kahlen's power is used, but continues to be wholly unexplained.
Richard is referred to as "alone" even though Kahlan is fighting alongside him.
Zedd gratuitously says his full name.
Samuel and/or Shota appear.
Adie's dialect slips.
Richard fails to hold a sword properly.
Zedd recites a Lesson.
Two Drinks
Any Character of Colour other than Adie or Jay Lagaia and His Happy Ethnic Family appears and has dialogue/a meaningful role in the plot.
Richard is referred to as "alone" even though Kahlan is fighting alongside him and kills almost as many people as he does.
Shota is black or grotesquely sexualised.
Zedd recites a Rule of Wizardry.
Kahlan unleashes her souped-up Power O' Doom to save Richard and inexplicably her breasts get bigger and her clothing gets skimpier.
Empty Your Vessel
Any Character of Colour other than Adie or Jay Lagaia and His Happy Ethnic Family appears and has dialogue/a meaningful role in the plot, and isn't a bad guy and/or dead by the end of the episode.
Samuel and/or Gratch clearly took acting lessons from Andy Serkis.
Zedd says, "You must [verb] your [noun] or your [noun] will [verb] you."
Kiwi Viewer Special Rules
One Drink
Two Kiwi actors actually get to speak to each other.
A Kiwi actor's accent breaks.
You can name the role an actor played in Shortland Street.
You can name the role an actor played in Lord of the Rings.
Craig Parker obviously ad libs a line.
You can make a really good guess where in NZ an outdoor scene has been filmed.
Two Drinks
A Kiwi actor's accent completely vanishes.
You have seen one of the Kiwi actors live on stage in NZ.
You can make a really good guess where in NZ an outdoor scene has been filmed and it's less than a fifteen minute drive from where you live.
Empty Your Vessel
Any Character of Colour other than Adie or Jay Lagaia and His Happy Ethnic Family appears and is played by Cliff Curtis, Temuera Morrison or Keisha Castle-Hughes.
You can make a really good guess where in NZ an outdoor scene has been filmed because it's owned by you, your family, or a friend of the family.
You are directly related to/acquainted with one of the Kiwi actors and can't stop laughing at their accent/role/presence in this POS [CHOKING HAZARD].
The Legend of the Seeker Drinking Game
One Drink
Any Character of Colour other than Adie or Jay Lagaia and His Happy Ethnic Family appears.
Richard's brother continues to compete for Most Wants To Be Orlando Bloom 2009.
Kahlen's power is used, but continues to be wholly unexplained.
Richard is referred to as "alone" even though Kahlan is fighting alongside him.
Zedd gratuitously says his full name.
Samuel and/or Shota appear.
Adie's dialect slips.
Richard fails to hold a sword properly.
Zedd recites a Lesson.
Two Drinks
Any Character of Colour other than Adie or Jay Lagaia and His Happy Ethnic Family appears and has dialogue/a meaningful role in the plot.
Richard is referred to as "alone" even though Kahlan is fighting alongside him and kills almost as many people as he does.
Shota is black or grotesquely sexualised.
Zedd recites a Rule of Wizardry.
Kahlan unleashes her souped-up Power O' Doom to save Richard and inexplicably her breasts get bigger and her clothing gets skimpier.
Empty Your Vessel
Any Character of Colour other than Adie or Jay Lagaia and His Happy Ethnic Family appears and has dialogue/a meaningful role in the plot, and isn't a bad guy and/or dead by the end of the episode.
Samuel and/or Gratch clearly took acting lessons from Andy Serkis.
Zedd says, "You must [verb] your [noun] or your [noun] will [verb] you."
Kiwi Viewer Special Rules
One Drink
Two Kiwi actors actually get to speak to each other.
A Kiwi actor's accent breaks.
You can name the role an actor played in Shortland Street.
You can name the role an actor played in Lord of the Rings.
Craig Parker obviously ad libs a line.
You can make a really good guess where in NZ an outdoor scene has been filmed.
Two Drinks
A Kiwi actor's accent completely vanishes.
You have seen one of the Kiwi actors live on stage in NZ.
You can make a really good guess where in NZ an outdoor scene has been filmed and it's less than a fifteen minute drive from where you live.
Empty Your Vessel
Any Character of Colour other than Adie or Jay Lagaia and His Happy Ethnic Family appears and is played by Cliff Curtis, Temuera Morrison or Keisha Castle-Hughes.
You can make a really good guess where in NZ an outdoor scene has been filmed because it's owned by you, your family, or a friend of the family.
You are directly related to/acquainted with one of the Kiwi actors and can't stop laughing at their accent/role/presence in this POS [CHOKING HAZARD].