its cool to be gay.....
Well its my turn to rant about the students of our wonderful cibola high school.
so it seems as though i cant talk to someone without finding out that they are gay or bi. i swear to god its a trend or something. even people that i have known for some time just end up out of the closet. i mean how is that suppose to be cool? seriously, probing someones big brown eye with my tubesteak isnt exactly my idea of cool...damn where did all the straight people go?
this brings me to my next topic...the recipe for a poser goth
1. has to be suicidal
2.has to listen to marylin (spelling) manson
3.has to be gay
4. has to like nightmare before christmas
5. has to like invader zim
6 you MUST draw as much attention to yourself as possible (examples: funny makeup, wierd and unusal clothing, top hats, really gay tight blue punk pants, etc)
7. now the most important one: you MUST wear as much black as you possibly can. this will show how goth you are. show that you are lonely and that nobody loves you. that you are secluded from the world.
acceptable clothing: big really expensive pants, gotta be black, slipknot or any other shirt from hot topic, studded bracelts, dog collars, theres more that i cant remember, but most importantly....fishnets.
i just remembered 3 more:
8. must shop at hot topic
9.must self mutilate
10. spend hours at the mall going to spencers and hot topic. when someone asks you why you spend your life at the mall tell them "there is nothing else to do in this gay town"
so it seems as though i cant talk to someone without finding out that they are gay or bi. i swear to god its a trend or something. even people that i have known for some time just end up out of the closet. i mean how is that suppose to be cool? seriously, probing someones big brown eye with my tubesteak isnt exactly my idea of cool...damn where did all the straight people go?
this brings me to my next topic...the recipe for a poser goth
1. has to be suicidal
2.has to listen to marylin (spelling) manson
3.has to be gay
4. has to like nightmare before christmas
5. has to like invader zim
6 you MUST draw as much attention to yourself as possible (examples: funny makeup, wierd and unusal clothing, top hats, really gay tight blue punk pants, etc)
7. now the most important one: you MUST wear as much black as you possibly can. this will show how goth you are. show that you are lonely and that nobody loves you. that you are secluded from the world.
acceptable clothing: big really expensive pants, gotta be black, slipknot or any other shirt from hot topic, studded bracelts, dog collars, theres more that i cant remember, but most importantly....fishnets.
i just remembered 3 more:
8. must shop at hot topic
9.must self mutilate
10. spend hours at the mall going to spencers and hot topic. when someone asks you why you spend your life at the mall tell them "there is nothing else to do in this gay town"