Stolen from
seannydiggory by
limitedbythesky ciaraborja's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 6% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 04:18:13 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 04:26:16 PM
Alco Money! : $ 560
Guests of Honour
mrsmcmahon is a disgusting Fundementalist Christian and is dedicated to furthering scientific research into alcohol poisioning who enjoys farting rapturously during funeral services.
mrsmcmahon decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
audio_b0xer is a compulsive Muslim and a constantly polaxed mofo.
audio_b0xer drank 7 Tequilas, 4 Brandys, 3 Vermouths.
ghurli_sheath is a fanciful Atheist.
ghurli_sheath drank 17 Everclears.
_kendra7 is a crummy Hindu and a lover of everything alcoholic.
_kendra7 drank 8 Rums.
ciaraborja is a good-humored Buddhist.
ciaraborja drank 6 Lagers, 1 Absinthe, 6 Bloody Marys, 5 Gins.
bloody_ is a downhearted Buddhist.
bloody_ drank 19 Red Wines.
crimsonpieces is a paranoid Atheist.
crimsonpieces drank 5 Absinthes, 9 Sambuccas, 2 Brandys, 3 Sherrys.
xxshawnyboyxx is a paranoid Wiccan and a newbie boozer.
xxshawnyboyxx drank 17 Pilsners, 1 White Wine, 1 Absinthe.
sining is an easy-going Agnostic and a newbie drinker.
sining drank 3 Sambuccas, 10 Mescals.
gryffindor_gem is a stable Buddhist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic.
gryffindor_gem drank 2 Whiskeys, 1 Coffee Liqueur, 1 Aligator Bite, 1 Stout.
misguided_roses is a dispirited Atheist.
misguided_roses drank 1 Cosmopolitan, 3 Irish Creams.
boesekrissi is an enlivening Buddhist and a newbie drinker.
boesekrissi drank 4 Lagers, 2 Tequilas, 1 Stout, 1 Irish Cream.
edely is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring.
edely decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!
Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to
ghurli_sheath,
ciaraborja,
bloody_,
crimsonpieces,
xxshawnyboyxx,
sining,
gryffindor_gem,
boesekrissi.
Fights
xxshawnyboyxx managed to provoke a frenzied attack from
mrsmcmahon after mocking their saviour ouija board. 'Jesus? Are you there? Are there pretzels in Heaven? Yes or No?' jested
xxshawnyboyxx ghurli_sheath continually teased
edely throughout the night by repeatedly showing edely their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'
Lovers
Last night someone told
bloody_ and
boesekrissi to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like
bloody_! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass
bloody_! Stop it!
Random Events
During a game of truth or dare,
bloody_ admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!
sining had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible
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