humor me

[ciaobella_cerri]

Poll dear internet

Comments

[anonymous]

he'll never like you, you're ugly

[ciaobella_cerri]

grow up little girl

[d_k]

i am confused.
is "he" marc jacobs? this wasn't specific enough.
also.
does this mean marc jacobs won't like leah because leah is ugly?
or are you saying that first of all, marc jacobs won't like leah, and also, she's ugly?
I DON'T GET IT.
the poor sentence structure & lack of appropriate punctuation make it hard for me to understand the logic. please help me, for i truly believe you have magical things to share.
also, marc called me last night to wax poetic about you (you=leah, not MYSTERIOUS ANONYMOUS OC FAN) and i told him to make you a damn wardrobe already.

ps. anonymous is the new pink.

[ciaobella_cerri]

devon,
you are truly the wit to my banter, the designer to my fashion, the sparkle to my diamonds...

p.s. i hope you knocked the dollars out of them last night.
xo

[d_k]

it was fun, and i learned how to tango! but way too many creepy straight boys that were all DUDE YOU'RE TAKING OFF YOUR TOP? SWEET. oh please. control yourselves.

[ciaobella_cerri]

oh. stupid. i thought for sure you would meet the boy of your dreams there. so much for my prophesy skills.

[d_k]

you are too hard on yourself! i just sent you an email! you were right! LEAH YOU ARE A GOLDEN GODDESS.

[ciaobella_cerri]

and you, you are a diamond studded princess!

[d_k]

i like that we're having 3 simultaneous conversations on different parts of lj.

[ciaobella_cerri]

the more devon the better!
p.s. i am listening to the c.d. you made me...what is up with that chipmunk song?

[d_k]

there's a chipmunk song on your cd?! oh do you mean the david bowie song "laughing gnome" with the little gnome who giggles in the background? i LOVE that song! it makes everyone crazy. it's brilliant.

[ciaobella_cerri]

yes. that song. "hahaha hehehe i'm a little ? and you can't catch me."

[d_k]

ha ha ha, hee hee hee, i'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me.

i'm telling you, pure brilliance.

[ciaobella_cerri]

if by "brilliant" you mean "annoying" i couldn't agree more.
p.s. i just assigned you saturday afternoon.

[d_k]

by "brilliant" i mean "true genius".

i am ready for saturday afternoon. is there a store near you for purchasing art supplies?