Name: Thadeus Onion Roll Sexpot Age: 36 Whats your AIM or AOL name: SexMachine8888 Hair Color: Chestnut Eye Color: Red Height: 5'7 Weight: 98 lbs Tattoos: Assorted designs and locations. Maybe I'll let you see someday. Piercings: Yeah... on my ass cheeks.
Drink: I like Pabst Blue Ribbon the best Smoke: Yes, a pack a day. Any other drugs: Yeah. Especially the one sold illegally on S. Pearl Would you care if i did drugs: No Would you care if i drank: No
Are you a virgin: ha sure, up until I was 5. Do you have sex: yes (if so) How often: twice a day every day (preferably with your mom) Is sex all your looking for: yeah Do you have any STD's: an assortment
Would you kiss me anytime: not infront of my mom, it would turn her on Anywhere: yeah Do you like to cuddle: no How much:
Have you ever been cheated on: yes Would you cheat on me: yes Have you ever cheated on someone: yes
List your top 3 bands: 1. Roofus and the Big Red Dog 2. Prince Froogle and the Magical Jewel 3. Reeeeeeee
Do you like to party: I'm a party animal. What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you: i'd slap your face What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain: i'd kick your ass Are you spontanious: yea Willing to try new things: if it means your mom, yes Do you like your picture taken: if i'm naked, yes Do you drive: yeah I drive a 67 Mustang Go to school: no i was done with that like 39 years ago
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!! Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall: no, i'd hold your ass though Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me: yeah i'm into that kind of stuff What about random Kisses: okay if it means i get laid Would you sleep over my house and hold me all night: see previous Will you only call me beautiful if you mean it: see previos Would you ever lie to me: i already have... muahhaha
A FEW RANDOM QUESTIONS: What do you think of: moms Cats: bird feeder Big Dogs: bark Messy rooms: sex Playing in the rain: ivory soap Showers completly clothed: gay Just hanging out doing nothing: my big is so dick i have to hold it like this Talking on the phone for hours: money Talking about completly usless and random things for hours: my life
Why did you fill this out: cause I'm hot
How bad do you wanna go out with me: bad
Would you leave me because I dont have a car: no my mustang is AWESOME Would you leave me because my dad and stepmother are insane: yeah Do you have a crush on me: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Would you think bout me 25/8: yeah suree
Age: 36
Whats your AIM or AOL name: SexMachine8888
Hair Color: Chestnut
Eye Color: Red
Height: 5'7
Weight: 98 lbs
Tattoos: Assorted designs and locations. Maybe I'll let you see someday.
Piercings: Yeah... on my ass cheeks.
Drink: I like Pabst Blue Ribbon the best
Smoke: Yes, a pack a day.
Any other drugs: Yeah. Especially the one sold illegally on S. Pearl
Would you care if i did drugs: No
Would you care if i drank: No
Are you a virgin: ha sure, up until I was 5.
Do you have sex: yes
(if so) How often: twice a day every day (preferably with your mom)
Is sex all your looking for: yeah
Do you have any STD's: an assortment
Would you kiss me anytime: not infront of my mom, it would turn her on
Anywhere: yeah
Do you like to cuddle: no
How much:
Have you ever been cheated on: yes
Would you cheat on me: yes
Have you ever cheated on someone: yes
List your top 3 bands:
1. Roofus and the Big Red Dog
2. Prince Froogle and the Magical Jewel
3. Reeeeeeee
Top 3 movies:
1. Knock Knock, Who's there?, PORNO!
2. Girls Gone Wild
3. Girls Gone Wild; Cajun Style
Do you like to party: I'm a party animal.
What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you: i'd slap your face
What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain: i'd kick your ass
Are you spontanious: yea
Willing to try new things: if it means your mom, yes
Do you like your picture taken: if i'm naked, yes
Do you drive: yeah I drive a 67 Mustang
Go to school: no i was done with that like 39 years ago
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!!
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall: no, i'd hold your ass though
Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me: yeah i'm into that kind of stuff
What about random Kisses: okay if it means i get laid
Would you sleep over my house and hold me all night: see previous
Will you only call me beautiful if you mean it: see previos
Would you ever lie to me: i already have... muahhaha
A FEW RANDOM QUESTIONS:
What do you think of: moms
Cats: bird feeder
Big Dogs: bark
Messy rooms: sex
Playing in the rain: ivory soap
Showers completly clothed: gay
Just hanging out doing nothing: my big is so dick i have to hold it like this
Talking on the phone for hours: money
Talking about completly usless and random things for hours: my life
Why did you fill this out: cause I'm hot
How bad do you wanna go out with me: bad
Would you leave me because I dont have a car: no my mustang is AWESOME
Would you leave me because my dad and stepmother are insane: yeah
Do you have a crush on me: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Would you think bout me 25/8: yeah suree
Anything else you wanna let me know: I WIN!
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