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[ciaobastards]

Oh, San Valentino's. If I was back home, I would be in some nice, fancy restaurant that serves the best pasta and charming some lovely signorinas. And it's not my brother who does that and I can totally enchant more chicks than he can! Just because I don't have a photo album to prove doesn't mean it's not true, dammit

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[wafels]

...Romano?

Why... are you singing? I didn't even know you could sing like that.

[ciaobastards]

[starts to sing a different song-you know, to explain it]

Possente amor mi chiama,
volar io deggio a lei

[which translates to: "Might love calls me/And I must fly to her"]

[wafels]

Er, that doesn't explain anything, you know...

[Oh, suddenly excited] Oh! You're in love? With who?!

[ciaobastards]

[isn't going to tell you]

Il serto mio darei
per consolar quel cor.
il serto mio darei
per consolar quel cor.

["I would give up my crown/To console her heart"]

[wafels]

You... aren't going to tell me? Aw, come on!

She must be special if she's making you sing like this!

[ciaobastards]

[resorts to using recitative now]

Forever and a day will pass before you have such luck
Somehow I can't stop singing on and on about this-Fuck!

[wafels]

...huh?

Romano... are you okay?

[ciaobastards]

No! Can't you see, I'm obviously not okay
With all this talk of love and singing and I can't even say my words normallyyyyyy!

[wafels]

Oh jeez, that must be really awful! Can I do anything to help?

[ciaobastards]

[strikes a dramatic pose while shaking his head and vocalizing mournfully, which means...all she will hear is the vocalizing]

[wafels]

Um, do you want me to hang up so that you don't have an audience? Would... do you think that'd help at all?

[ciaobastards]

Maaaaaybe!

[and this is sung on some rather high notes]

[wafels]

Ah, okay! ...good luck, Romano! I hope it gets better!

[Hastily hanging up]