6.

[ciaobastards]

Oh, San Valentino's. If I was back home, I would be in some nice, fancy restaurant that serves the best pasta and charming some lovely signorinas. And it's not my brother who does that and I can totally enchant more chicks than he can! Just because I don't have a photo album to prove doesn't mean it's not true, dammit

Comments

[bbsatbyrobots]

Y-You have a nice singing voice...

[ciaobastards]

Thank you.

[sings a little bit louder, and with more panache as well]

La donna è mobil
qual piuma al vento
Muta d'acceeeeeeeento e di pensier!

I am so late sob.

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Claps. She likes music.]

it's ok, i'm still here o/

[ciaobastards]

[now this is sung in the recitative]

Now if I may have your allowance
You can come to my house for a live performance!

Re: it's ok, i'm still here o/

[bbsatbyrobots]

R-really? That is very kind of you!

Ah...Where do you live?

[ciaobastards]

5-7-2-0 Cunningham Lane!

[bbsatbyrobots]

[A few minutes later, there's a knock at the door.]

[ciaobastards]

[opens the door and greets her with an aria and an offering of candy hearts]

[bbsatbyrobots]

[Candy hearts! How sweet of him.

She takes a few and...woah, why is he suddenly the greatest thing she's ever seen.]

[ciaobastards]

[eats a few of them himself-two white ones. he doesn't have enough time to be freaked out about his singing, when he suddenly kisses her!]

[bbsatbyrobots]

[REDDEST, MOEST FACE EVER. S-so flustered.] A-Ah...

[ciaobastards]

Uwah, I'm so sorry, signorina! I really didn't know what came over me!

[bbsatbyrobots]

A-ah...no it's...[Her brain's still in shock.]

[ciaobastards]

Everyone's acting weird today, so it's just the town! Forgive me!

[bbsatbyrobots]

I-It's alright! I'm not upset! [Because, really, it wasn't his fault.]

[ciaobastards]

Okay-but if there's any way I can make it up to you...