Ten Trivia Tips ~ Claude & Theodore

[cialy_girl]

Rubato a
iosonosara .
Non ho saputo resistere. Mio dio, è troppo divertente xDD

Theodore:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Theodore Nott!

1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Theodore Nott.
2. Theodore Nott is worth his weight in gold - literally.
3. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Theodore Nott would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
4. By tradition, a girl standing under Theodore Nott cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
5. Theodore Nott will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Theodore Nott', hated Theodore Nott and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Theodore Nott!
8. Reindeer like to eat Theodore Nott!
9. The first Theodore Nott was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
10. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Theodore Nott!

Claude:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Claude Rains!

1. In 1982 Time Magazine named Claude Rains its 'Man of the Year'.
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be Claude Rains.
3. Half a cup of Claude Rains contains only seventeen calories!
4. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Claude Rains had to pay a special Claude Rains tax.
5. Never store Claude Rains at room temperature.
6. The risk of being struck by Claude Rains is one occurence every 9,300 years.
7. Claude Rains can live for up to a week without a head!
8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Claude Rains as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Claude Rains!
10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Claude Rains.

Assurdo xDD