Pffft. Like I'd pay for my Lemon Smutfic

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http://www.themarysue.com/amazon-fanfic-kindle-words/

I dunno - new author who's only with a small press's opinion blah blah - is it just me, or is this more ridiculous than really news worthy?

On second thought, I could link to my author profile and start getting paid for writing twilight porn like all the other kids...