I'm gonna set your flag on fire.
So, remember this post about how sansets and I were worried that we'd had a fanboy conversation? Yeah, after that we went on at one point to have a long discussion about how it is not actually at all intellectual to discuss who would win in a fight, and also boring besides, and can never be conclusively proved.
Then the other day there was this...
C: *is reading a comic where villains force Tim and Cass to fight each other and are betting on it, with 2:1 odds in Cass's favor* Dude, what, there is a 100% chance that Cass would beat Tim in a fight.
S: Yeah, totally.
C: Tim would have to be, like, hidden in a fortress with remote-controlled lasers or something to have any chance against her.
S: Cass would beat 99.9% of normal humans in a straight-up fight. Only people like Batman and Shiva are real opponents. You need to get into metahumans before there's any doubt of her winning.
C: That one prompt in the kink meme did convince me about Kara's Kryptonian body language and all.
S: Yeah, and heat vision...
*ten or so minutes pass as we discuss who would have a good chance of beating Cass and why*
C: Wait...
S: Uh...
C: DID WE JUST REALLY SPEND THE LAST TEN MINUTES DISCUSSING WHICH SUPERHERO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT????
S: FUCK, WE DID.
C: FUCK MY LIFE.
The devolution continues, y'all.
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Then the other day there was this...
C: *is reading a comic where villains force Tim and Cass to fight each other and are betting on it, with 2:1 odds in Cass's favor* Dude, what, there is a 100% chance that Cass would beat Tim in a fight.
S: Yeah, totally.
C: Tim would have to be, like, hidden in a fortress with remote-controlled lasers or something to have any chance against her.
S: Cass would beat 99.9% of normal humans in a straight-up fight. Only people like Batman and Shiva are real opponents. You need to get into metahumans before there's any doubt of her winning.
C: That one prompt in the kink meme did convince me about Kara's Kryptonian body language and all.
S: Yeah, and heat vision...
*ten or so minutes pass as we discuss who would have a good chance of beating Cass and why*
C: Wait...
S: Uh...
C: DID WE JUST REALLY SPEND THE LAST TEN MINUTES DISCUSSING WHICH SUPERHERO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT????
S: FUCK, WE DID.
C: FUCK MY LIFE.
The devolution continues, y'all.
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