Things I just don't understand...
I work in retail and I've come across a variety of different people over the years and sometimes I just don't understand...For instance, people that come in and smell like they haven't showered in years! They all have noses and I'm of course too polite to ask if they have lost their sense of smell, so I am forced to deal with it while they shop. They ask a million questions and never let me leave their side even after they see that I'm gagging. I'm not just talking about a little b.o. which after living with my boyfriend for 2 years is somewhat tolerable, I'm talking full on soaked in an onion bath, lotioned up with garlic and brushed their teeth with shit. Disgusting. They then go on to spend over a hundred dollars so I know they can afford some real soap. Ugh.
Another thing I just dont understand, big women who carry a purse and a wallet but choose to put their money under their tits. The second I see a woman with her double E size boobs start to dig and literally lift it up, I pull out the hand sanitizer. In return I get dirty looks and an attitude. WHO THE HELL wants to touch soggy from sweat dollar bills. I don't know these women personally, so how do I know if they've showered, or what type of rash they may have under there. Please just use a wallet or just put your money in a ziploc and then shove it under there!
I hate that most of this is about women, but they just seem to shock me the most. On to the next thing. I just dont understand when a woman who knows damn well that she wears a size 11 shoes, tries to squeeze her foot in to a 9 1/2 and then ask my opinion. I am about as honest as they come but some people are just not ready for my responses. So when I give her the "Oh no you didnt just try to squeeze your big ass foot into that shoe" look followed by saying "You need to take that off before you not only break our shoe but maybe break some toes" I once again, get an attitude.
I have to go for now, but I will be back with more. Hopefully anybody who reads this will take note. Please.
Until next time xoxo