Im Zac... Chrissy's husband. So anyhow I was sitting here working hard like I do every day and I thought to myself. I have never said hi to Vita.
HI VITA
You have been entwined in my life for probably as long as we have had internet.... (and omg Chrissy just called me and I told her that I was doing this to punish her for not doing the taxes.) Anyhow, all I have heard for like 8 billion years is Vita did this, and Vita is with this guy, and Vita moved to Texas, and Vita says Texas is nice so we should move there. Not to mention all those phone blogs that are impossible to avoid.
And especially lets not forget all those personal details of my life you have probably heard about me. Let me set the record straight real quick: I dont do strange little dances, yes chrissy does do strange dances, I am nice to chrissy all the times, I am a full 9 inches if I pull hard enough, and yes all the ladies are obsessed with me.
So there you have it. Its been nice knowing you even if I do sometimes run and hide when Chrissy starts to talk about her online friends. And I do hope that we all get to meet in real life some day.
HI VITA
You have been entwined in my life for probably as long as we have had internet.... (and omg Chrissy just called me and I told her that I was doing this to punish her for not doing the taxes.) Anyhow, all I have heard for like 8 billion years is Vita did this, and Vita is with this guy, and Vita moved to Texas, and Vita says Texas is nice so we should move there. Not to mention all those phone blogs that are impossible to avoid.
And especially lets not forget all those personal details of my life you have probably heard about me. Let me set the record straight real quick: I dont do strange little dances, yes chrissy does do strange dances, I am nice to chrissy all the times, I am a full 9 inches if I pull hard enough, and yes all the ladies are obsessed with me.
So there you have it. Its been nice knowing you even if I do sometimes run and hide when Chrissy starts to talk about her online friends. And I do hope that we all get to meet in real life some day.
later
- Zac
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yes my husband is hilarious!
and i can't lie... it had nothing to do with sugar. he's always that crazy =D
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