In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Frag more n00bs.
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Give myself an anal probe.
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Moon the cameras in the parking garage.
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Forget my New Year's Resolution.
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Become one with my inner sociopath.
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Get high on sharpies.
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Blame Canada.
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Getting deported.
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Make the FBI's most wanted list.
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