santa letter because everyone else was doing it ;)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I helped lugubrious_love see the light (8 points). In May I put money in datenshiblue's expired parking meter (14 points). In March lems and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (666 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
chyldeofnyte