A hundred pounds of love (2/7)
Title: A hundred pounds of love (2/7)
Pairing: Kangteuk
Rating: PG (Angst)
A/N: Based of the chinese version of 'A hundred pounds of love'. (Its different from the korean version.) When Kangin's girlfriend had not kept in contact with Kangin for 4 years, Kangin had been eating restlessly due to stress. As a result, he had gotten really fat. But when he heard that his girlfriend was going to come back to meet up, Kangin was worried and decided to ask Leeteuk to help him in his problems once again.
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i was bored. so i updated pretty quickly again. lols!
enjoy~ :D
Previous chapter(s):
( Chapter 1 - She's back )
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“Dammit, Kangin! Open the door!”
“No! I'm ugly, I'm fat, and she'll never like me again!”
“You're not ugly! You're just.. a little overweight!”
“I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT! I'M JUST FAT!”
“Okay okay, I'll help you out on this alirght?! Stop burying yourself in your room eating snacks! Its going to be worse!”
Leeteuk sighed heavily as Kangin opened the door to his room, beaming happily. Yet another probem super Leeteuk is going to solve for Yoonji, indirectly. Yay. But secretly, he was happy that Kangin would find him whenever he had a problem.
Kangin had this problem with male's pride, so it was hard for him to admit to someone he needed help. So Leeteuk was rejoicing. Dragging Kangin to the sofa, he sat down on it, Kangin following suit. Pulling out a paper, Leeteuk began to list out things for Kangin.
“Alright. Since you want to, and have to slim down in about.. one month, we'll need drastic measures. Firstly, you've got to diet. Eat less meat and more vegatables and fruits.” Kangin made an ugly face right in the middle. Leeteuk continued on. “Also, you have to exercise more. We'll go on a full course exercising realm.”
Kangin's face was seriously so hilarous at that moment, that Leeteuk laughed his high pitched laugh immediately. “Are you serious?” “..Yes. And we're going to start from today.” A seemingly longing look was tossed at the refridgerator, and Leeteuk narrowed his eyes.
He'll need to get rid of all the junk food inside and replace it with green veggies and fruits. ASAP. “Right. Now, go clean up your room for a start alright? Its a mess inside.” Kangin agreed somehow, before going into his room to clear up his stuff.
And Leeteuk acted fast. Taking out a huge box, he began to place all fatty and junk canned food inside. They can be used for next time. As for the meat and whatnot.. Leeteuk considered placing it at Sungmin's house, who was near Kangin's house.
“I'll be back soon!!”
Running out of the house while carrying a huge box with wrapped meat on top of it, Leeteuk was sure that he looked quite the sight. And Sungmin's reaction only confirmed that. “Teukie-hyung? Why do you look like a mad man on the loose!?”
“No time. Help me hide this, you can use it if you need it or what. I'll explain later.” The box shoved into Sungmin's arms and Leeteuk ran back again. “What's that all about?” Sungmin looked at his equally confused boyfriend, Kyuhyun. “I don't know. But its sure going to be interesting.”
Finally reaching the door, Leeteuk swore that he could see bright lights and spinning Kangins in front of him. Although he was thin, he had never mantained a fit and atheletic body. The whole of Korea should have been proud of his feat by running over to Sungminnie's and back again.
Kangin, who had been putting away the last box of clothes was surprised at the sight. “Yah, teukie! What are you doing, lying on the entrance like that?! You'll get a cold! Why are you sweating!?” Leeteuk mentally waved a white flag at Siwon's muscled body.
“...Its nothing. Anyway, let's start on your exercise now alright?”
Kangin pouted. “Do we have to?” Leeteuk sighed. “Do you want to meet Yoonji or not?”
The answer was silent, and Leeteuk know it in his heart already.
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“Come on! You can so do it!”
“I...CAN'T!!”
“Aren't you hungry? Here's the food! You've just got to get up and eat it!”
“...”
Leeteuk could have laughed if he wanted to, but seeing how serious this situation was, he didn't. Kangin's moral would be cut off drastically if he did so. Holding a piece of steamed lettuce with several other veggies stuffed inside with a chopstick, he continued to cheer Kangin on, forcing him to make his 68th sit up and finally being able to eat the food.
“That's good! All you've got to do is to continue until this bowl is done.”
Kangin's stomach gave a growl, and Leeteuk chuckled. “We can do it, Kangin-ah!” The said male only choked out a laugh. “I'm not the strong Kangin for nothing.”
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“RUN DAMMIT! RUN!!”
Kangin squeaked as Leeteuk yelled at him before throwing several objects for him to dodge while running on the track mill. He didn't know what set off Teukie's fuse suddenly, but he sure as hell don't want to suffer it.
Biting his lips, he continued running on the track mill, ignoring his sore legs.
“YOU'RE NOT RUNNING?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S RUNNING!”
Kangin mentally wailed as Leeteuk increased the speed of the track mill before resuming yelling and whacking him with a stick if he slowed down.
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It was night time soon, and Kangin sat in the bath tub brooding.
Finally. A proper rest after those horrible exercises Teukie made him go through. Not that he's bad a exercising! But he didn't have to do so much! There's a month! He pouted in the water.
But, thinking of Yoonji's beautiful face that he had saw on the television, somehow Kangin felt that it was all kinda worth it. Relaxing his tense body in the hot water, Kangin played with the soap in his hands.
Meanwhile, Leeteuk was clearing up the mess he had made in the living room earlier.
His mind was a whirl of mess as he bent down to pick up things. He didn't know why he had been mad earlier on. Maybe it was because, he suddenly felt unfair that Yoonji mattered so much to Kangin when she wasn't by his side all the time?
Leeteuk scolded himself lightly. He couldn't make that same mistake again. Kangin might suspect something, and he can't bear to leave Kangin right now.
Meanwhile while waiting for Kangin to finish his bath, he switched on the televsion, and Yoonji's face suddenly appeared large.
“I will be coming back to Korea, my country, soon as it has been a long time since I had visited it.”
Her voice had been still the same, soft and sweet.
Leeteuk mused as he studied her features on the television. Was it the make up that made her looked pretty? The reporter had laughed at a joke made before a final question was asked.
“Yoonji is very pretty, isn't she? Many fans had been dying to know the answer to this question. What is the type of guy that you like?”
Her thinking face is pretty too, Leeteuk thought in jealousy.
“I like guys that have stylish hair, protective and endearing. He must be tall and muscular as well. I can't stand guys that are chubby to be my boyfriend, no offence made.” A smile was inserted here, and the reporter laughed.
Leeteuk raised an eyebrow. So she have standards?
He didn't realized that Kangin was standing at the corner towards the living room, his jaw hung open at Yoonji's words. Only when the towel that Kangin used to dry his hair dropped to the floor with a 'plunk' than Leeteuk noticed him.
“A-ah. Kangin..”
“I KNOW IT! SHE'LL NEVER LIKE ME! HOW CAN A PERSON SLIM DOWN FROM 100KG TO A MUSCULAR IDIOT WITHIN A MONTH!?”
Kangin yelled out before running back to his room. Leeteuk followed him hastily, failing to stop the door from locking him outside. “Kangin-ah! Its possible! So long as you have the determination. If you keep giving up, of course its not possible!”
A muffled curse was heard, before Leeteuk heard back a scathing reply. “OF COURSE ITS EASY FOR YOU TO SAY THAT!” A fuse snapped suddenly.
“OH YEAH!? MY MOUTH'S THE STRONGEST ORGAN AMONG ALL OF MY BODY PARTS! WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT!?”
“I CAN BOX IT SHUT WITH MY ARMS ALRIGHT!”
“YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME UNLESS YOUR ARMS BREAK THROUGH THIS DOOR YOU WEAK RACCOON!”
“YOU WAIT TILL I PUSH THIS BOOKSHELF AWAY FROM THE DOOR, THEN YOU'RE DEAD!”
“MY MOUTH'S STILL OPEN YOU DUMBASS! I'M STILL BREATHING!!”
Leeteuk managed to scream out before he heard the lock turn from the door. Only then he ran away from the door, which was being slammed open a few seconds later. Kangin stomped out angrily, his arms flexing and face red from anger.
The adrareline still pumping within Leeteuk's heart, he managed to hide himself within the small corner that always escaped Kangin's eyesight near the cupboards. “Come out and face me like a real man! All you can do is to talk isn't it!?”
Leeteuk twitched. But he sure as hell isn't going to open his mouth. Unfortunately for him, a cloth from his pants was still left outside, and Kangin spotted it immediately. “AHA! YOU'RE THERE!”
Eyebrows furried in panic, Leeteuk suddenly dodged out from behind the cupboard and under Kangin's arms. He had conveniently forgotten that Kangin's forte was around his body. Even for his large size, he could do anything when he's angry.
And he caught Leeteuk by the scruff of his shirt.
“Aha! You can't escape me now!”
“..SO WHAT?! I'M NOT SCARED!” Leeteuk began to kick wildly and scratching wherever his hands could land on Kangin's body, and the latter yowled in pain. Teukie had long nails dammit! Out of the blue, there was a high pitched shriek that came from outside the door, and furious banging on it.
“I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP YOU TWO IDIOTS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! TAKE YOUR LOVER'S SPAT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!”
Kangin immediately loosened his grip on Leeteuk's shirt, and Leeteuk himself had stopped all movements. Only two words rang in their head.
Lover's.. spat?!
Both of them scrambled away from each other quickly, as they sat awkwardly in the living room.
Leeteuk coughed, before annoucing that he's going to bed, Kangin doing the same.
Inside his head, Leeteuk had wondered what had Kangin thouht of when he heard that lady screamed out 'lover's spat'. Was he disgusted? His gut twisted painfully.
Pairing: Kangteuk
Rating: PG (Angst)
A/N: Based of the chinese version of 'A hundred pounds of love'. (Its different from the korean version.) When Kangin's girlfriend had not kept in contact with Kangin for 4 years, Kangin had been eating restlessly due to stress. As a result, he had gotten really fat. But when he heard that his girlfriend was going to come back to meet up, Kangin was worried and decided to ask Leeteuk to help him in his problems once again.
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i was bored. so i updated pretty quickly again. lols!
enjoy~ :D
Previous chapter(s):
( Chapter 1 - She's back )
-
“Dammit, Kangin! Open the door!”
“No! I'm ugly, I'm fat, and she'll never like me again!”
“You're not ugly! You're just.. a little overweight!”
“I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT! I'M JUST FAT!”
“Okay okay, I'll help you out on this alirght?! Stop burying yourself in your room eating snacks! Its going to be worse!”
Leeteuk sighed heavily as Kangin opened the door to his room, beaming happily. Yet another probem super Leeteuk is going to solve for Yoonji, indirectly. Yay. But secretly, he was happy that Kangin would find him whenever he had a problem.
Kangin had this problem with male's pride, so it was hard for him to admit to someone he needed help. So Leeteuk was rejoicing. Dragging Kangin to the sofa, he sat down on it, Kangin following suit. Pulling out a paper, Leeteuk began to list out things for Kangin.
“Alright. Since you want to, and have to slim down in about.. one month, we'll need drastic measures. Firstly, you've got to diet. Eat less meat and more vegatables and fruits.” Kangin made an ugly face right in the middle. Leeteuk continued on. “Also, you have to exercise more. We'll go on a full course exercising realm.”
Kangin's face was seriously so hilarous at that moment, that Leeteuk laughed his high pitched laugh immediately. “Are you serious?” “..Yes. And we're going to start from today.” A seemingly longing look was tossed at the refridgerator, and Leeteuk narrowed his eyes.
He'll need to get rid of all the junk food inside and replace it with green veggies and fruits. ASAP. “Right. Now, go clean up your room for a start alright? Its a mess inside.” Kangin agreed somehow, before going into his room to clear up his stuff.
And Leeteuk acted fast. Taking out a huge box, he began to place all fatty and junk canned food inside. They can be used for next time. As for the meat and whatnot.. Leeteuk considered placing it at Sungmin's house, who was near Kangin's house.
“I'll be back soon!!”
Running out of the house while carrying a huge box with wrapped meat on top of it, Leeteuk was sure that he looked quite the sight. And Sungmin's reaction only confirmed that. “Teukie-hyung? Why do you look like a mad man on the loose!?”
“No time. Help me hide this, you can use it if you need it or what. I'll explain later.” The box shoved into Sungmin's arms and Leeteuk ran back again. “What's that all about?” Sungmin looked at his equally confused boyfriend, Kyuhyun. “I don't know. But its sure going to be interesting.”
Finally reaching the door, Leeteuk swore that he could see bright lights and spinning Kangins in front of him. Although he was thin, he had never mantained a fit and atheletic body. The whole of Korea should have been proud of his feat by running over to Sungminnie's and back again.
Kangin, who had been putting away the last box of clothes was surprised at the sight. “Yah, teukie! What are you doing, lying on the entrance like that?! You'll get a cold! Why are you sweating!?” Leeteuk mentally waved a white flag at Siwon's muscled body.
“...Its nothing. Anyway, let's start on your exercise now alright?”
Kangin pouted. “Do we have to?” Leeteuk sighed. “Do you want to meet Yoonji or not?”
The answer was silent, and Leeteuk know it in his heart already.
-
“Come on! You can so do it!”
“I...CAN'T!!”
“Aren't you hungry? Here's the food! You've just got to get up and eat it!”
“...”
Leeteuk could have laughed if he wanted to, but seeing how serious this situation was, he didn't. Kangin's moral would be cut off drastically if he did so. Holding a piece of steamed lettuce with several other veggies stuffed inside with a chopstick, he continued to cheer Kangin on, forcing him to make his 68th sit up and finally being able to eat the food.
“That's good! All you've got to do is to continue until this bowl is done.”
Kangin's stomach gave a growl, and Leeteuk chuckled. “We can do it, Kangin-ah!” The said male only choked out a laugh. “I'm not the strong Kangin for nothing.”
-
“RUN DAMMIT! RUN!!”
Kangin squeaked as Leeteuk yelled at him before throwing several objects for him to dodge while running on the track mill. He didn't know what set off Teukie's fuse suddenly, but he sure as hell don't want to suffer it.
Biting his lips, he continued running on the track mill, ignoring his sore legs.
“YOU'RE NOT RUNNING?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S RUNNING!”
Kangin mentally wailed as Leeteuk increased the speed of the track mill before resuming yelling and whacking him with a stick if he slowed down.
-
It was night time soon, and Kangin sat in the bath tub brooding.
Finally. A proper rest after those horrible exercises Teukie made him go through. Not that he's bad a exercising! But he didn't have to do so much! There's a month! He pouted in the water.
But, thinking of Yoonji's beautiful face that he had saw on the television, somehow Kangin felt that it was all kinda worth it. Relaxing his tense body in the hot water, Kangin played with the soap in his hands.
Meanwhile, Leeteuk was clearing up the mess he had made in the living room earlier.
His mind was a whirl of mess as he bent down to pick up things. He didn't know why he had been mad earlier on. Maybe it was because, he suddenly felt unfair that Yoonji mattered so much to Kangin when she wasn't by his side all the time?
Leeteuk scolded himself lightly. He couldn't make that same mistake again. Kangin might suspect something, and he can't bear to leave Kangin right now.
Meanwhile while waiting for Kangin to finish his bath, he switched on the televsion, and Yoonji's face suddenly appeared large.
“I will be coming back to Korea, my country, soon as it has been a long time since I had visited it.”
Her voice had been still the same, soft and sweet.
Leeteuk mused as he studied her features on the television. Was it the make up that made her looked pretty? The reporter had laughed at a joke made before a final question was asked.
“Yoonji is very pretty, isn't she? Many fans had been dying to know the answer to this question. What is the type of guy that you like?”
Her thinking face is pretty too, Leeteuk thought in jealousy.
“I like guys that have stylish hair, protective and endearing. He must be tall and muscular as well. I can't stand guys that are chubby to be my boyfriend, no offence made.” A smile was inserted here, and the reporter laughed.
Leeteuk raised an eyebrow. So she have standards?
He didn't realized that Kangin was standing at the corner towards the living room, his jaw hung open at Yoonji's words. Only when the towel that Kangin used to dry his hair dropped to the floor with a 'plunk' than Leeteuk noticed him.
“A-ah. Kangin..”
“I KNOW IT! SHE'LL NEVER LIKE ME! HOW CAN A PERSON SLIM DOWN FROM 100KG TO A MUSCULAR IDIOT WITHIN A MONTH!?”
Kangin yelled out before running back to his room. Leeteuk followed him hastily, failing to stop the door from locking him outside. “Kangin-ah! Its possible! So long as you have the determination. If you keep giving up, of course its not possible!”
A muffled curse was heard, before Leeteuk heard back a scathing reply. “OF COURSE ITS EASY FOR YOU TO SAY THAT!” A fuse snapped suddenly.
“OH YEAH!? MY MOUTH'S THE STRONGEST ORGAN AMONG ALL OF MY BODY PARTS! WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT!?”
“I CAN BOX IT SHUT WITH MY ARMS ALRIGHT!”
“YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME UNLESS YOUR ARMS BREAK THROUGH THIS DOOR YOU WEAK RACCOON!”
“YOU WAIT TILL I PUSH THIS BOOKSHELF AWAY FROM THE DOOR, THEN YOU'RE DEAD!”
“MY MOUTH'S STILL OPEN YOU DUMBASS! I'M STILL BREATHING!!”
Leeteuk managed to scream out before he heard the lock turn from the door. Only then he ran away from the door, which was being slammed open a few seconds later. Kangin stomped out angrily, his arms flexing and face red from anger.
The adrareline still pumping within Leeteuk's heart, he managed to hide himself within the small corner that always escaped Kangin's eyesight near the cupboards. “Come out and face me like a real man! All you can do is to talk isn't it!?”
Leeteuk twitched. But he sure as hell isn't going to open his mouth. Unfortunately for him, a cloth from his pants was still left outside, and Kangin spotted it immediately. “AHA! YOU'RE THERE!”
Eyebrows furried in panic, Leeteuk suddenly dodged out from behind the cupboard and under Kangin's arms. He had conveniently forgotten that Kangin's forte was around his body. Even for his large size, he could do anything when he's angry.
And he caught Leeteuk by the scruff of his shirt.
“Aha! You can't escape me now!”
“..SO WHAT?! I'M NOT SCARED!” Leeteuk began to kick wildly and scratching wherever his hands could land on Kangin's body, and the latter yowled in pain. Teukie had long nails dammit! Out of the blue, there was a high pitched shriek that came from outside the door, and furious banging on it.
“I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP YOU TWO IDIOTS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! TAKE YOUR LOVER'S SPAT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!”
Kangin immediately loosened his grip on Leeteuk's shirt, and Leeteuk himself had stopped all movements. Only two words rang in their head.
Lover's.. spat?!
Both of them scrambled away from each other quickly, as they sat awkwardly in the living room.
Leeteuk coughed, before annoucing that he's going to bed, Kangin doing the same.
Inside his head, Leeteuk had wondered what had Kangin thouht of when he heard that lady screamed out 'lover's spat'. Was he disgusted? His gut twisted painfully.