Rizzoli & Isles: The Show that Laughs in Your Face
So the past couple of weeks I have subdued myself to commenting on other peoples' (who are infinitely better writers) fantabulous recaps to get out my thoughts about the UTTER GAY PLUS of this show.
This week was an exceptional episode, especially being that it was centric for my tv girlfriend, Maura Isles.
Let's get down to it...
1. The unneccessary touching was EPIC.
2.. Of all the names in the entire world to call a tow truck company, they settled on "Big Mo". Big Mo, peeps.
What the what?! FARK. They are farking frakking in our faces, y'all. The writers are sat there in a room full of coffee, pissing themselves silly with xena reruns on in the background.
3. Anybody else not buying that Frost knows shit about computers?
4. Obviously the funding went into hairspray for Maura's perfect hair (kidnap proof too! - the seventh sign of ageing) as opposed to buying more of the geometric pictures. They had two. Prominently featured in different locations throughout. Whatevs Rizziles practically hooked up over them.
5. The criminal with the heart of gold. aw diddums. Nope, just like Johnny Depp in Public Enemies, I got no sympathy for ya. And hello. You dont need to do such a dramatic cut across the palm of your hand. It's like the worst place to have to put a bandage. More painful. Potentially damaging to sensation. Why dont you do a small cut on the side of you finger. or on the back of your arm. This isn't Days of our Lives, Melodrama O'Riley.
6. Pretty sure after 'dicky', Jane's only line was 'Maura let me protect you. Illegal be damned.'
7. Why didnt Maura hit the intercom directly above, rather than the 'open' button when she heard a truck backing up to the unload area? Quite frankly, she deserved to be kidnapped.
8. Maura Isles when angry is hot.
9. Frankie's look when he sees Maura at Jane's in the middle of the night. Frankie: Maura. Yeah. That's about right. Maura: *sheepish*
10. Of course they know plumbing. All lesbians know how to fix shit. It is innate. Plumber father or no.
11. 200% Jane did tricky shit with that phone. Maura didn't want her to call Doyle, so Jane cant. Hence she takes the phone like the sneaky whipped desperate girlfriend she is to Korsack and makes him call it in to Doyle. Therefore, she has not disobeyed Maura and still gets her own way. C'mon so obvious. Korsack at the end is all: "we protect our family" (like as if he has been completely manipulated by jane and thought of it all on his lonesome) and all three of them looking smug and proud of themselves.
Jane, dont think Maura ain't onto you. She gave you a look. That shit is gonna come back and bite you in the ass. GUARANTEED.
12. Maura's mother, eh?
Cant wait till next week. According to Sasha Alexander it is apparently insane. I think she is referring to the nonsensical storyline, but I choose to read MAJOR SUBTEXT ALERT.
Plus Ellie Goulding? All the songs that got cut off her first album: the lyrics are SO GAY y'all. Check it out.
This week was an exceptional episode, especially being that it was centric for my tv girlfriend, Maura Isles.
Let's get down to it...
1. The unneccessary touching was EPIC.
2.. Of all the names in the entire world to call a tow truck company, they settled on "Big Mo". Big Mo, peeps.
What the what?! FARK. They are farking frakking in our faces, y'all. The writers are sat there in a room full of coffee, pissing themselves silly with xena reruns on in the background.
3. Anybody else not buying that Frost knows shit about computers?
4. Obviously the funding went into hairspray for Maura's perfect hair (kidnap proof too! - the seventh sign of ageing) as opposed to buying more of the geometric pictures. They had two. Prominently featured in different locations throughout. Whatevs Rizziles practically hooked up over them.
5. The criminal with the heart of gold. aw diddums. Nope, just like Johnny Depp in Public Enemies, I got no sympathy for ya. And hello. You dont need to do such a dramatic cut across the palm of your hand. It's like the worst place to have to put a bandage. More painful. Potentially damaging to sensation. Why dont you do a small cut on the side of you finger. or on the back of your arm. This isn't Days of our Lives, Melodrama O'Riley.
6. Pretty sure after 'dicky', Jane's only line was 'Maura let me protect you. Illegal be damned.'
7. Why didnt Maura hit the intercom directly above, rather than the 'open' button when she heard a truck backing up to the unload area? Quite frankly, she deserved to be kidnapped.
8. Maura Isles when angry is hot.
9. Frankie's look when he sees Maura at Jane's in the middle of the night. Frankie: Maura. Yeah. That's about right. Maura: *sheepish*
10. Of course they know plumbing. All lesbians know how to fix shit. It is innate. Plumber father or no.
11. 200% Jane did tricky shit with that phone. Maura didn't want her to call Doyle, so Jane cant. Hence she takes the phone like the sneaky whipped desperate girlfriend she is to Korsack and makes him call it in to Doyle. Therefore, she has not disobeyed Maura and still gets her own way. C'mon so obvious. Korsack at the end is all: "we protect our family" (like as if he has been completely manipulated by jane and thought of it all on his lonesome) and all three of them looking smug and proud of themselves.
Jane, dont think Maura ain't onto you. She gave you a look. That shit is gonna come back and bite you in the ass. GUARANTEED.
12. Maura's mother, eh?
Cant wait till next week. According to Sasha Alexander it is apparently insane. I think she is referring to the nonsensical storyline, but I choose to read MAJOR SUBTEXT ALERT.
Plus Ellie Goulding? All the songs that got cut off her first album: the lyrics are SO GAY y'all. Check it out.