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Sometimes, when I go to move the cursor on my screen with the little red mouse button on my laptop, it makes my computer go schizoid. The cursor starts racing around the screen (even when my hands are nowhere near the machine!), every window I have open closes, and random stuff starts to open and close on its own. After a period of time ranging anywhere from 30 seconds to several minutes, it calms down and everything is normal again.
Given that many of my techie friends have been known to refer to this button as the "clitoris", I am forced to conclude that this phenomenon is, in fact, my laptop having an orgasm.
Given that many of my techie friends have been known to refer to this button as the "clitoris", I am forced to conclude that this phenomenon is, in fact, my laptop having an orgasm.