Just about every time that I wear a red shirt to work and go to Target someone asks if I work there. I always say that I don't, but I would really like to say, "Yes I do, but can't you see that I'm fucking busy."
hahahaha yeah I get that too. I remember one time at Walmart I was with my mom in my blue IU shirt (it's kinda ratty) pushing a hand cart because I was getting a desk, and this younger lady said:
"Excuse me? Could you tell me where the flowerpots/tampons/ice cream/whatever is?" "Oh sure. They are on the other side of the store, towards the back near the pharmacy." "Thanks!" "Hey no problem."
Mom looked at me and started laughing. Funny thing was - when the woman was about done with her question, she had a look on her face that realized I didn't work there.
you should. i totally got the "i'm on my fuckign lunch break" line from someone at walmart a while back. i said, "it's cool. i'll just use your intercom then."
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"Excuse me? Could you tell me where the flowerpots/tampons/ice cream/whatever is?"
"Oh sure. They are on the other side of the store, towards the back near the pharmacy."
"Thanks!"
"Hey no problem."
Mom looked at me and started laughing. Funny thing was - when the woman was about done with her question, she had a look on her face that realized I didn't work there.
I'm actually wearing that shirt right now.
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and i did
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