Being angry makes me tired... Long post ahoy

Jul 21, 2007 14:41

You guys seriously have to do this... It even made grumpy old me a little less grumpy...

Number your 12 favorite characters from any Naruto and then answer the questions...
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1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

24. “(1)and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) suddenly runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Need an example? Look at mine...

Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions...

1 - Sai
2 - Jiraiya
3 - Tsunade
4 - Yondaime
5 - Izumo
6 - Kakashi
7 -Kotetsu
8 -Shikamaru
9 -Tenten
10 - Gai
11 - Kankuro
12 - Haku

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. And not especially..... O.o (6~ Kakashi, 11~ Kankuro)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Very, very easy on the eyes (4~ Yondaime)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
O.O... Haku/Shikamaru... wow... can anyone say `man-preg`? Damn those two would probably multiply like rabbits...

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Oh, only a few... you know, only about 6000 or so... (9~ Tenten)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
YES. Kakashi would probably kidnap the author of his favourite book... XD (2~ Jiraiya, 6~ Kakashi)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
hmmm.... Izumo/Tenten... Because Gai belongs to Lee...respect (5~ Izumo, 9~ Tenten, 10~ Gai)

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
`FU**! JIRAIYA?! OH GOD! MY EYYYYEEESSS!` (7~ Kotetsu, 2~ Jiraiya, 12~ Haku)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
O.o

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes, there is. But it`s mostly PwP... (1~ Sai, 8~ Shikamaru)

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
wtf.... kotetsu/Haku....? (7~ kotetsu, 12~ Haku)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Well, first I`d have to ressurect Yondy unless Sai wants necrophilia. To which I would not be completely surprised.
(4~ Yondaime, 1~ Sai)

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hmmm....I really don`t know. Do you guys? (3~Tsunade)

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I do... (11~ Kankuro)

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
O.o I don`t think so.... `Sides.... who really thinks Izumo would top anyone, let alone the fourth hokage! X3 (2~ Jiraiya, 
4~ Yondaime, 5~ Izumo)

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
O.O I don`t want to think about Gai in a great moment of passion... (10~ Gai)

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Stay in shadow for obvious reasons. (8~ Shikamaru)

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Major Kakashi uke-age. Or MKU for short. Eww.... -shudder- (1~ Sai, 6~ Kakashi, 12~ Haku)

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
-shudder- (10~ Gai, 2~ Jiraiya)

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday... IzuKote pwns man. (5~ Izumo)

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
The whole Sharingan Hypnotism thing. Sexy. Very sexy. (6~ Kakashi)

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Probably. But he`d be drunk. (11~ Kankuro, 9~Tenten)

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Three... Majorly three. Tsunade pwns and Kotetsu is a pushover..

24. “(1)Sai and (7)Kotetsu are in a happy relationship until (9)Tenten suddenly runs off with (4)Yondaime. (1)Sai, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Kankuro and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Haku, then follows the wise advice of (5)Izumo and finds true love with (3)Tsunade."

Yep. Still angry, but slightly less volatile. Good thing, neh?
Chuti
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