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so today i am going to tell you my life story.
about 7 years ago i was part of a russian clog team in siberia, now dont get me wrong, it was fun and the pay wasnt too bad...but we traveled and did shows all the time and it just wasnt worth being away from my husband and 19 beautiful children.so we decided that america was a very good idea. we flew to new york and made our way down to chicago where because of my previous experience i became a Rocket. the air in america quickly changed my feminine russian body and i was soon short and slighty overweight. i was fired and moved to a different small city in illinois to join a circus...i was the person who gets shot of the cannon. about that time, my husband who i had been with for years fell in love with the bearded lady and ran away with my children to indonesia where they could live as a normal family. as for me, the memory was just too hard to carry on any longer at the circus so once again i packed up my belongings and moved to delaware where i wrote a hit song titled "dover is forever" and made millions. unfortunatly it was a one hit wonder and my millions was soon consumed by worthless thrills like the hot air balloon in my backyard and a three headed monkey that sang Christmas carols...i did a few good things with my money though, i had lypo and leg extensions and i was hotter than ever. so with my last 3 thousand dollars i took a trip to alabama to mountain bike. i met someone there...his name was hank and he was dating ms. rhode island...we soon hooked up and after a few drinks and a one night stand i was back on my own...but so was ms. rhode island. i had been hurt by so many men that it seemed like a good idea and heck, she had won a beauty padgent so we fell head over hills and got married summer 03. 3 years into the marriage i felt incomplete, so going back to my roots i divorced ms. rhode island who had been having an affair with the crimson chin all along and moved to tennessee. i became an imitation davy crockett and had shows every week on thursday and saturday night. i was loving my new country life and decided to go canoeing.....i died.
about 7 years ago i was part of a russian clog team in siberia, now dont get me wrong, it was fun and the pay wasnt too bad...but we traveled and did shows all the time and it just wasnt worth being away from my husband and 19 beautiful children.so we decided that america was a very good idea. we flew to new york and made our way down to chicago where because of my previous experience i became a Rocket. the air in america quickly changed my feminine russian body and i was soon short and slighty overweight. i was fired and moved to a different small city in illinois to join a circus...i was the person who gets shot of the cannon. about that time, my husband who i had been with for years fell in love with the bearded lady and ran away with my children to indonesia where they could live as a normal family. as for me, the memory was just too hard to carry on any longer at the circus so once again i packed up my belongings and moved to delaware where i wrote a hit song titled "dover is forever" and made millions. unfortunatly it was a one hit wonder and my millions was soon consumed by worthless thrills like the hot air balloon in my backyard and a three headed monkey that sang Christmas carols...i did a few good things with my money though, i had lypo and leg extensions and i was hotter than ever. so with my last 3 thousand dollars i took a trip to alabama to mountain bike. i met someone there...his name was hank and he was dating ms. rhode island...we soon hooked up and after a few drinks and a one night stand i was back on my own...but so was ms. rhode island. i had been hurt by so many men that it seemed like a good idea and heck, she had won a beauty padgent so we fell head over hills and got married summer 03. 3 years into the marriage i felt incomplete, so going back to my roots i divorced ms. rhode island who had been having an affair with the crimson chin all along and moved to tennessee. i became an imitation davy crockett and had shows every week on thursday and saturday night. i was loving my new country life and decided to go canoeing.....i died.