Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a scientist. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Fun times!
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a scientist. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Fun times!