The safety of your children means NOTHING!

[maypirate]

MayHouse: I will show them to you when next we meet, but I have to go put goo on my face and hug a wolverine to sleep! <########
Ambre|rafk: Seeya!
Ambre|rafk: Wolverines? O.o
MayHouse: You heard me!
Ambre|rafk: Why?
MayHouse: I got a plush wolverine at Otakon because it cracked me up.
MayHouse: "Here is a horrible creature that is stinky and violent and will tear your face off. Now you can snuggle it!'
cryo|WHAT: yes XD
cryo|WHAT: night may
Ambre|rafk: I like the GIANT MICROBES.
Ambre|rafk: For the same reason.
MayHouse: "Teach your children it is okay to cuddle with WOLVERINES!"
MayHouse: Oh I love the microbes. <3
MayHouse: They're just not as easy to hold onto in bed.
MayHouse: SOON I WILL POST PICTURES OF MY WOLVERINE
MayHouse: Once I find the fucking cord that connects my camera to my computer.
MayHouse: GOOD NIGHT MY LOVELIES
Ushigami: Nighty night, May :D
MayHouse: Cryo thank you so so so much for your help. ;_;
* MayHouse blows kisses
Ushigami: Are we talking about stuffed animal wolverines?
* Ushigami waves a hankie at May
MayHouse: MAYBE. MAYBE NOT. IF I STILL HAVE A FACE IN THE MORNING, WE'LL KNOW.
Ushigami: Wait
Ushigami: YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH A WOLVERINE? D:
MayHouse: YES I AM
Ushigami: AT LEAST IT ISN'T IN YOUR PANTS
MayHouse: NO IT IS ON MY HEAD
Ushigami: YOU'D HAVE MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THEN
MayHouse: Or will be.
Ushigami: OKAY
MayHouse: DON'T WORRY
Ushigami: Well, better there than in your pants.
MayHouse: GOD IS MY COPILOT
Ushigami: O RLY?
MayHouse: YA RLY
Ushigami: NO WAI
MayHouse: SRSLY
MayHouse: ...right I'm really going now. ;)
Ushigami: SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOUR WOLVERINE IS YOUR CO-PILOT
Ushigami: Xd
Ambre|rafk: Night!