How To Become A Gud Villain: By ASG
* SelfcleaningHat sets fire to ASG
* ASG melts
SelfcleaningHat: D:
* SelfcleaningHat molds ASG back in place
* mikke|box throws a bucket of water on asg
ASG: :D
SelfcleaningHat: so hot....
SelfcleaningHat: so hot....
*** SelfcleaningHat is now known as Hat.
Hat: my computer is so hot....
* ASG throws water on MB's computer
ASG: i halp gud too :D
Hat: D:!
* Hat 's is suddenly disconnected from the coe!
ASG: D:
Hat: I KILL YOU GUD
Hat: >:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* ASG runs
* Hat leaps into the air!
* Hat pounces!
Hat: >:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* ASG flips backward several times
* Hat sinks tee:F into ASG's shoulder
ASG: >:E
* ASG pulls MB's hair
Hat: TONIGHT! WE DINE ON ASG!
ASG: >:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* ASG brandishes unbelievable weapon of of nowhere
* ASG watches dramatic smoke fill the air
* Hat whips out poptarts!
ASG: NOT THE POPTARTS
* ASG slashes poptarts in half
* Hat watches as HOT blueberry juice squirts into ASG's face
Hat: Ha! You have fallen into my trap, villain!
* ASG now has a disfiguring scar to mark her as a villain
Hat: XD
briny|on: Everybody was kung-fu fighting1
ASG: XD
briny|on: Those cats were fast as lightening!
* Hat does the matrix thing
* ASG releases more weird smoke into the air and then disappears, crawling away to sulk and plot revenge
* briny|on does the matric thing where she runs up against the wall firing two big guns at random
Hat: XDDDDDDDDDD
Hat: briny wins
* ASG shakes fist from a safe hidden distance
ASG: I'll get you, little girl, no one crosses me and gets away with it!
* Hat shakes fist too
Hat: I'll be back with a witty comeback!
Hat: Just.....not now.
ASG: lol
Wiccat|floor: If Picasso painted a picture of a vagina, it'd look like YOUR FACE! >:EE
Hat: ............what?!
Wiccat|floor: >__>
Hat: like....
Wiccat|floor: I wanted in the fight too
Hat: WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!
* Hat dies laughing
* ASG cries quietly in a lonely place, she is a misunderstood villain ;;_;;
* briny|on pets ASG
ASG: XDDDD
briny|on: The villians are always more creative
* ASG sniffs
ASG: really?
Wiccat|floor: yeah, anybody can come up with a plan to foil someone. it takes real talent to think up a way to take over the world
* ASG brightens
ASG: yeah!
ASG: that's true!
ASG: and i do have this cool scar now!
Wiccat|floor: :D
* ASG starts looking at hairstyles that will be sufficiently sinister and also accent the scar
ASG: maybe i just need a change.
* ASG puts together new skintight outfit with a miniskirt and lace-up hooker boots
Hat: maybe you should do your hair like Scar's
Hat: I mean, it worked for HIM.
Hat: until the part where he got shot and stuff
ASG: i - i don't look very good with hair that short, i need something that frames my face.
* ASG fluffs hair
Wiccat|floor: or maybe you should just be naked, like Scar from the Lion King
ASG: i think i need some ugly minions to make me look hotter
mikke|box: asg: how about a sephiroth haircut
briny|on: That works all the time
briny|on: And now i'm out dammit
* ASG nods
* ASG puts ad in the paper for ugly minions
ASG: "Wanted: Short people with faces like a tire track. Must like Evil and kitties."
* ASG rubs hands together
ASG: now all i have to do is wait until people think i'm dead, and then i can reappear with my new look!