why its better to be a woman

[churchfreak]

We got off the Titanic first.

~We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

~Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

~We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

~We can cry and get off speeding fines.

~We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

~Taxis stop for us.

~Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

~We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

~Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

~We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

~We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

~New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

~It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

~We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

~If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

~We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

~If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

~We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

~If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

~We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

~We have the ability to dress ourselves.

~We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

~If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

~Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

~There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

~We'll never regret piercing our ears.

~We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

~We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

~We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.