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66 - [Video/Voice]

Sep 03, 2009 11:14

[Bzzzt. Have a completely dark video.]

Fuck!

[The video clears, and it becomes apparent that it was in Wolfwood's pocket until he took it out to look down at it, annoyed. You get a clear view of his upper body and the Punisher slung over his shoulder before he switches to audio.]

How many fuckin' times has that happened, now? I swear, I'm gonna ( Read more... )

gonna go shoot things derp, punisher, shocked again, fail, fuck my life, getting out for a bit

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bokuwadoctaaa September 4 2009, 04:25:18 UTC

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What are you carrying? It's really big! Isn't it heavy?

...Is it something special?

pffft chopper y so sparkly church_man September 4 2009, 04:33:43 UTC

...It's a cross. Can't you tell?

BECAUSE GIANT CROSSES THAT ALSO WORK AS GUNS ARE AWESOOOME bokuwadoctaaa September 4 2009, 04:59:16 UTC

It is?

...oh, it does look like one! I didn't notice at first.

...um, can I ask why you carry it around?

O RLY. church_man September 4 2009, 05:03:54 UTC

For self-defense.

...Well, and the occasional intentional use.

YA RLY. bokuwadoctaaa September 4 2009, 05:37:05 UTC

'Self-defense'? You mean.... you use it like a weapon? But how? I guess you could really hurt someone with it by hitting them with it, since it's... big.

'Intentional use'... -ah, well... that makes sense.

NO WAI. church_man September 4 2009, 05:40:01 UTC

Well, it does come in pretty handy as a blunt weapon at times. But it functions mainly as a gun.

1/2 - WOULD THIS FACE EVER LIE TO YOU? :3 bokuwadoctaaa September 4 2009, 06:04:45 UTC

2/2 bokuwadoctaaa September 4 2009, 06:05:46 UTC

IT'S A GUN?!

THAT IS INDEED AN EASY FACE TO TRUST church_man September 4 2009, 06:08:24 UTC

Yep.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS bokuwadoctaaa September 4 2009, 06:12:17 UTC

THAT'S SO AWESOME~

How does it work? D-does it turn into a big gun? Or does it just shoot bullets? Can it shoot out anything else?!

church_man September 4 2009, 06:15:53 UTC

[He can practically hear the sparkles.] Uh. It's a big machine gun, yeah. Also doubles as a rocket launcher.

bokuwadoctaaa September 4 2009, 19:02:46 UTC

[And if you look closely you might swear that you see a sparkle or two coming out of the communicator.]

THAT'S EVEN MORE AWESOME~~!

church_man September 4 2009, 21:14:16 UTC

...

I wouldn't get so excited. It's a weapon, meant for the same function same as any other.

bokuwadoctaaa September 4 2009, 23:22:52 UTC

[Awesome switch has been turned off. :(]

O-Oh. I never.... thought about that.
Um.....

[Chopper is now at a sudden loss of words. Of all the times he's every spazzed out over anything awesome, sometimes weapons, he's never had anyone reply to it like... well, like that. So he has no real idea of what to say.]

poor chopper and his One Piece-esque delusions of BIGGER = AWESOME church_man September 5 2009, 00:21:47 UTC

[Sorry, Chopper.]

What were you thinking about?

It's not his fault. That's how he was raised. :( bokuwadoctaaa September 6 2009, 02:44:12 UTC

Um, what I usually think about I guess. Since where I'm from, different kinds of weapons are kind of common, but I've never seen anything like what you have. With pirates and marines, fighting... happens a lot.

Like, I know someone that fights with three swords. And me and my crew have a ship that can shoot a beam. It all sounds cool.

[It suddenly goes a bit quiet, because yeah, his brain is pretty much broken at the moment. What do I sayyy? ;;]

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