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[church_man]

[Bzzzt. Have a completely dark video.]

Fuck!

[The video clears, and it becomes apparent that it was in Wolfwood's pocket until he took it out to look down at it, annoyed. You get a clear view of his upper body and the Punisher slung over his shoulder before he switches to audio.]

How many fuckin' times has that happened, now? I swear, I'm gonna

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[moarcowbell]

What was [...] that?

[church_man]

What was what?

[moarcowbell]

Giant cross thing.

[church_man]

Oh, that. Nothin' that concerns you, really.

[moarcowbell]

Ah, sorry. Was a bit curious.

[church_man]

Yeah, you do seem the curious type.

How've you been? No more freakouts like that one time?

[moarcowbell]

Nah. I've been pretty good.

[church_man]

That's good, at least.

If you're that curious, this cross; it's a weapon.

[moarcowbell]

It doesn't happen often anymore.

A weapon?

[church_man]

I'd hope not. Why does it happen?

Yeah. Big fuckin' weapon.

[moarcowbell]

Started when I was little. Family would always joke about me being an idiot and laugh at me. Just couldn't handle it and my black side formed.

It did look pretty big, but how is it a weapon?

[church_man]

...I see. Sorry to hear that.

It's a gun.

[moarcowbell]

Eh, it's like the old saying goes, can't pick your family and no one's perfect.

[...] No way.

[church_man]

Tch. Family's a tricky thing, isn't it. I've known kids who would do anything to have their families back, but then there's stories like yours.

No lie. ...It's also a rocket launcher.

[moarcowbell]

That's the gist of it. Can't say I'm fond of it, but can't change it.

..... This I have got to see.

[church_man]

The truths of life are rarely what we want to hear.

Oi, I didn't say you could see it. Well, any more than you have, anyway.