43 - [Voice]

[church_man]

The holidays were... certainly one-of-a-kind, this year. I hope everyone got something good out of it, even if the future seemed bleak at times.

Shinji, come home soon have you got any openings left at the bar? I think it's about time I found something better to do than sit around watching the snow

Comments

[shockinglycool]

Excuse me! I don't believe we've spoken much. My name is Arisugawa Sorata; please call me Sora-chan for short. I would like you to give me a gun, please.

I lol'd. 1/2

[church_man]

...

2/2

[church_man]

Thanks, but I'll stick with Sorata, I think.

That aside, why the hell are you asking me for a gun?

He was trying to be friendly and cheerful about it.

[shockinglycool]

Well, if you change your mind, nicknames like Sorachi and Sora are also good.

Because I was told you had them and knew how to use them and stuff.

Which is what makes Wolfwood suspicious. XD

[church_man]

Uh, I'll keep that in mind, I guess.

...Okay, so who told you that, and are you asking me for a gun or how to use a gun?

Geez, it's called making a polite introduction. XD

[shockinglycool]

I'm asking for both things. A gun, and then, how to use it. Shinji sent me. [<-- Blatant lie].

lololol

[church_man]

Wh-

Wait, Shinji sent you? What the hell, Shinji...

Look, I'm not exactly offering lessons, all right? If you can give me a good reason for it then maybe I'll think about it, but... hell.

Clearly, gawd.

[shockinglycool]

How about...

"The spirit of friendship."

Polite introduction + asking for a gun out of the blue, not strange at all nope

[church_man]

...

Somehow my already low willingness to teach you just got lower.

Maybe starting with the reason you want to learn would help?

But if you're polite, then people will want to help you.

[shockinglycool]

[He's having way too much fun at this point, also.] To fight stuff with.

ffff if he does teach sorata, he's going to whack him with the punisher first

[church_man]

...

Yeah, I'm not convinced.

why would he ever want to do *that?* 8D

[shockinglycool]

Just out of curiosity that has no bearing on anything, what sort of reason would be good enough?

oh idk, because it's how he shows his love of course

[church_man]

Goddamn, you're persistent...

What, so you can pick one?

scandal!?

[shockinglycool]

Well, different people would define "a good reason" in different ways. Some people might think "to fight stuff" is a good reason, for example.

osnap it's the start of a violent love triangle

[church_man]

Well, if I think that the reason "to fight stuff" is a bad one, then what kind of reason do you think I would accept as a good one?

violent *and* retarded.

[shockinglycool]

Well, the opposite of that would be, "not to fight stuff," but of course, if that was the plan, I wouldn't need anything like that at all, right? I'm already winning the "not fighting stuff game." Actually, that's kind of the problem.