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CHUPA CHUPS
A TUTORIAL
♥ WELCOME TO LOLLIPOP HEAVEN ♥
Here you will experience the creamy and sometimes fruity taste of
☆ CHUPA CHUPS LOLLIPOPS ☆;
♥ WHY SHOULD YOU EAT LOLLIPOPS? ♥
Because they're the best kind of candy, obviously.
♥ WHAT ARE LOLLIPOPS? ♥
Sticks with hard candy of various flavors. Pudding's the best, you know, and Cola is right after. The fruity flavors are okay, but I really do prefer the other kinds
They're made of sugar and other things! I'm sorry if you're diabetic. You're really missing out!
♥ HOW TO EAT A LOLLIPOP ♥
1. Unwrap the lollipop
2. Place lollipop in mouth
3. SUCK! DO NOT BITE!
4. Enjoy for about 10 minutes if you have good tongue action! 30 minutes for the inept.
5. Throw away the leftover stick and wrapper!
♥ WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BITE ♥
Doing so causes various forms of cancer and disabilities.
One such example would be the scary face syndrome, in which the victim's face becomes terribly frightening and loses all of its charm!
Another more lasting and prominent example is the vocabulary loss effect. Biting into the lollipop will cause a sudden loss of words, and the poor victim will be forced to speak in fragments. It's a really awful disease.
♥ IN CONCLUSION ♥
GO EAT SOME LOLLIPOPS, UDON, AND BEER FOR DINNER TONIGHT!
Souchan isn't feeling well.
[ooc | Hope this doesn't kill some people. If you'd like me to put it behind a cut, just ask~]
A TUTORIAL
♥ WELCOME TO LOLLIPOP HEAVEN ♥
Here you will experience the creamy and sometimes fruity taste of
☆ CHUPA CHUPS LOLLIPOPS ☆;
♥ WHY SHOULD YOU EAT LOLLIPOPS? ♥
Because they're the best kind of candy, obviously.
♥ WHAT ARE LOLLIPOPS? ♥
Sticks with hard candy of various flavors. Pudding's the best, you know, and Cola is right after. The fruity flavors are okay, but I really do prefer the other kinds
They're made of sugar and other things! I'm sorry if you're diabetic. You're really missing out!
♥ HOW TO EAT A LOLLIPOP ♥
1. Unwrap the lollipop
2. Place lollipop in mouth
3. SUCK! DO NOT BITE!
4. Enjoy for about 10 minutes if you have good tongue action! 30 minutes for the inept.
5. Throw away the leftover stick and wrapper!
♥ WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BITE ♥
Doing so causes various forms of cancer and disabilities.
One such example would be the scary face syndrome, in which the victim's face becomes terribly frightening and loses all of its charm!
Another more lasting and prominent example is the vocabulary loss effect. Biting into the lollipop will cause a sudden loss of words, and the poor victim will be forced to speak in fragments. It's a really awful disease.
♥ IN CONCLUSION ♥
GO EAT SOME LOLLIPOPS, UDON, AND BEER FOR DINNER TONIGHT!
Souchan isn't feeling well.
[ooc | Hope this doesn't kill some people. If you'd like me to put it behind a cut, just ask~]