Went and got myself some cacti/succulents. <3 They're so cute and beautiful.
I named them (in order from left to right) Spencer "Spiney" Haworth and Thornton "Thorny" (surname unknown). Haworth for the species name (haworthia attenuata) and Spencer because it sounds stuffy and boarding-school-ish, like the personality I've envisioned for this li'l fella. He has no spines but he does look rather prickly. As for Thornton, he doesn't have a surname yet... HC that he's adopted and his brother is a Thimble Cactus called Thomas (belonging to raz). He looks spiky but is actually the most gentle and adorable cinammon roll ever (his spiky branches are actually soft, no joke).
Altogether they're the Cactus Boys.
I ship them together, of course.