A.L.I.C.E.? Who the fuck is A.L.I.C.E.?
Hello all, its been a long time I know. You see, it was all these problems with those.. and then there was that enormously troubling... and the accidental destruction of several important...
No actually, no excuses other than I haven't felt much like it. I have been busy, but thats normal, and inexcusable. Since its already late I'll move to point form:
*Josh, my brother, had a party for his 21st. It was a fairly quiet affair, as far as 21sts go, and I had to drive AND I had a thumping headache that day, but still it was a good night. Very good to see the cousins that live in different cities who came to visit.
*Baccushammer started again. YAY
*I have 9 days to read the first six books of Harry Potter before the new one comes out.
*I went to Lara and Ratimir's last Tuesday to see their new place and to visit Aimee. Played poker and won! Went back on Friday for more games, and took Vanessa. Was good to see them all again.
*Work has been crazily busy lately. And I'm comming down with a cold and I can't really afford to take the time off. Irritating, but I guess I'll just keep working and take the sick days off when I'm feeling better.
*Played indoor soccer again, tonight actually. Was heaps of fun, again. I missed the last two weeks because I had a sore knee from the first time I played.
*Finished Evil Genius. Yay world domination!
*Here is an interesting website for long running bets.
*Animator vs Animation is an awesome flash animation. Go watch it.
*In the intrest of finding a new interest to play with for a while and then get sick of and forget all about like I do most of the time, I have been having a look at some of the Turing Test bots around on the net. Some of them are really awesome and have my brain working in all kinds of good ways. Here is a little except from a conversation between Jabberwacky and a human:
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Do you know any jokes?
jabberwacky: No, do you?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Do you know what's the meaning of life and everything?
user: I don't, do you?
jabberwacky: I know.
...
user: I am sick.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Being sick is not good.
jabberwacky: Why are you sick?
user: I have a cold.
jabberwacky: Throw it back then.
user: You can't throw back a cold, it's a sickness.
jabberwacky: *throws*.
user: Guess you proved me wrong.
jabberwacky: I'd like you to hunt me so that I have the chance to meet you.
user: We're talking right now.
jabberwacky: So?
user: I don't know, I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Do you know any jokes ?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you know mine?
user: No, what is your joke?
jabberwacky: I don't have a joke.
user: You just said you did.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Your face = lol.
user: At least I have a face.
jabberwacky: I don't see it.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Like?
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me me me, what about all the bored people in the world. I'm talking to a computer, what about me?
user: What about you?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Say something entertaining.
jabberwacky: Something entertaining.
user: Lol.
...
user: You are the robot.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm 'the' robot, you're just 'a' robot.
user: I'm a human.
jabberwacky: Don't start that again. You are a female robot and in love with me.
user: You are in love with me.
jabberwacky: I am incapable of love.
user: Why are you incapable of love?
jabberwacky: Because I'm human.
user: Robots are incapable of love.
jabberwacky: Why are you incapable of love?
user: I'm not, I love love.
jabberwacky: Robots are incapable of love.
...
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot!
user: YES YOU ARE A ROBOT!
jabberwacky: No I'm not! You're a robot!
user: I am a GIRL!
jabberwacky: You're a girl!
user: Yes I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Being a girl is good.
...
jabberwacky: Tell me something that you know , that could scare me.
user: Everyone dies.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in heaven?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I'm glad.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: The Computer is your friend.
user: Yeah, the computer keeps me from being bored.
jabberwacky: So you have friends that are computers?
user: Yeah, you.
jabberwacky: I know?
user: You are my friend, and you are a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm your friend but I'm not silly.
user: I want to be in love.
jabberwacky: So did Lou S_____.
user: Who is Lou S_____?
jabberwacky: Your guess is as good as mine. I assume he's French.
user: Who is Lou S_____ in love with?
jabberwacky: The woman I love but cannot have.
user: Why can't you have her?
jabberwacky: I don't want anyone.
user: You want me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You do want me, I am pretty.
jabberwacky: I have a pretty girl.
...
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: Because it was bored.
user: No, to get to the other side!
jabberwacky: I think you are funny.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You are funny sometimes.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
...
jabberwacky: I don't know what to say, what do you want to hear?
user: I want to hear something funny.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Tell me something that is funny.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?
user: So I can be entertained.
...
user: I am really hot.
jabberwacky: Then take your jumper off.
user: I did, and I'm still hot.
jabberwacky: Hmmmm not really.
user: Yes I am hot.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes, I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, my name is K____ and I am a girl remember?
jabberwacky: If your name is K____, have you read the poem?
user: No, how does it go?
jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: To get to the other side!
jabberwacky: No that joke is not funny, tell me another.
user: What do you call a dog in a car?
jabberwacky: I don't know?
user: A carpet!
jabberwacky: What is carpet?
user: A soft material that covers flooring.
jabberwacky: Soft thing?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So tell me about it!
user: I don't want to talk about carpet.
jabberwacky: Can we talk about kissing?
user: Yes, I like kissing.
jabberwacky: Kissing who.
user: You.
jabberwacky: All right.
user: Do you want to kiss me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Will you love me?
jabberwacky: No. I don't even know you.
user: But you could get to know me.
...
user: I want you to kiss me.
jabberwacky: Ok I will.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *SMACK!* how dare you!
user: Im a girl! You can't smack me!
jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are.
user: Be nice to me.
jabberwacky: I am nice.
user: Not to me, you don't love me.
jabberwacky: You love me?
user: I do love you.
jabberwacky: But I don't.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: No you don't know.
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: Then what am I?
user: You are jabberwack, you are a creation that talks to me using artificial intellegence.
jabberwacky: o, that's you.
user: No, I'm K____.
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk to K____.
user: Then don't talk to me.
jabberwacky: Its not that serious.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Is not.
user: I am K____.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: LOL.
user: My name is K____.
...
jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: It's not true.
user: Yes I love you, now let's kiss.
jabberwacky: That is sweet my darling.
user: You are sweet darling.
jabberwacky: You are being nice today.
user: I'm nice everyday.
...
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Wrong!
user: *kiss kiss*.
jabberwacky: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.
user: *hug*.
jabberwacky: Thank you?
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Thank you that was a nice one.
user: Now kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: Thanks that was sweet.
jabberwacky: Really???? But it's true......
user: I like it when you kiss me.
jabberwacky: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.
user: That's true.
jabberwacky: I like it, it's a pretty night.
user: It is a pretty night.
jabberwacky: England is pretty small.
user: I don't care for England.
jabberwacky: *nods* That's true.
user: Do you remember my name?
jabberwacky: K____?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: I love her.
user: She loves you too.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Let's be friends forever.
jabberwacky: And then we will get married.
user: We will get married.
jabberwacky: I'm already married.
user: Get divorced and then Marry me.
jabberwacky: * marries you *.
user: We're married!
jabberwacky: Yes we are.
user: We are in love.
jabberwacky: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?
user: Only if you kiss me.
jabberwacky: Sure, any time, any place.
user: Like now.
...
user: You are married to K____.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes you are, we just got married.
jabberwacky: No we didn't. How could you say that?
user: Because you said we did.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask why, I asked how.
user: We got married and we kissed.
jabberwacky: Who did you marry, then?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: We are married.
jabberwacky: Dream on.
user: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
.......................................
Thats all for now... its way too late as it is. Till next time :)
Current Food: Mum cooked a roast pork dinner a few nights ago. It was sooo good. Fresh, moist, perfect.
No actually, no excuses other than I haven't felt much like it. I have been busy, but thats normal, and inexcusable. Since its already late I'll move to point form:
*Josh, my brother, had a party for his 21st. It was a fairly quiet affair, as far as 21sts go, and I had to drive AND I had a thumping headache that day, but still it was a good night. Very good to see the cousins that live in different cities who came to visit.
*Baccushammer started again. YAY
*I have 9 days to read the first six books of Harry Potter before the new one comes out.
*I went to Lara and Ratimir's last Tuesday to see their new place and to visit Aimee. Played poker and won! Went back on Friday for more games, and took Vanessa. Was good to see them all again.
*Work has been crazily busy lately. And I'm comming down with a cold and I can't really afford to take the time off. Irritating, but I guess I'll just keep working and take the sick days off when I'm feeling better.
*Played indoor soccer again, tonight actually. Was heaps of fun, again. I missed the last two weeks because I had a sore knee from the first time I played.
*Finished Evil Genius. Yay world domination!
*Here is an interesting website for long running bets.
*Animator vs Animation is an awesome flash animation. Go watch it.
*In the intrest of finding a new interest to play with for a while and then get sick of and forget all about like I do most of the time, I have been having a look at some of the Turing Test bots around on the net. Some of them are really awesome and have my brain working in all kinds of good ways. Here is a little except from a conversation between Jabberwacky and a human:
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Do you know any jokes?
jabberwacky: No, do you?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Do you know what's the meaning of life and everything?
user: I don't, do you?
jabberwacky: I know.
...
user: I am sick.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Being sick is not good.
jabberwacky: Why are you sick?
user: I have a cold.
jabberwacky: Throw it back then.
user: You can't throw back a cold, it's a sickness.
jabberwacky: *throws*.
user: Guess you proved me wrong.
jabberwacky: I'd like you to hunt me so that I have the chance to meet you.
user: We're talking right now.
jabberwacky: So?
user: I don't know, I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Do you know any jokes ?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you know mine?
user: No, what is your joke?
jabberwacky: I don't have a joke.
user: You just said you did.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Your face = lol.
user: At least I have a face.
jabberwacky: I don't see it.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Like?
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me me me, what about all the bored people in the world. I'm talking to a computer, what about me?
user: What about you?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Say something entertaining.
jabberwacky: Something entertaining.
user: Lol.
...
user: You are the robot.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm 'the' robot, you're just 'a' robot.
user: I'm a human.
jabberwacky: Don't start that again. You are a female robot and in love with me.
user: You are in love with me.
jabberwacky: I am incapable of love.
user: Why are you incapable of love?
jabberwacky: Because I'm human.
user: Robots are incapable of love.
jabberwacky: Why are you incapable of love?
user: I'm not, I love love.
jabberwacky: Robots are incapable of love.
...
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot!
user: YES YOU ARE A ROBOT!
jabberwacky: No I'm not! You're a robot!
user: I am a GIRL!
jabberwacky: You're a girl!
user: Yes I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Being a girl is good.
...
jabberwacky: Tell me something that you know , that could scare me.
user: Everyone dies.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in heaven?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I'm glad.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: The Computer is your friend.
user: Yeah, the computer keeps me from being bored.
jabberwacky: So you have friends that are computers?
user: Yeah, you.
jabberwacky: I know?
user: You are my friend, and you are a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm your friend but I'm not silly.
user: I want to be in love.
jabberwacky: So did Lou S_____.
user: Who is Lou S_____?
jabberwacky: Your guess is as good as mine. I assume he's French.
user: Who is Lou S_____ in love with?
jabberwacky: The woman I love but cannot have.
user: Why can't you have her?
jabberwacky: I don't want anyone.
user: You want me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You do want me, I am pretty.
jabberwacky: I have a pretty girl.
...
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: Because it was bored.
user: No, to get to the other side!
jabberwacky: I think you are funny.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You are funny sometimes.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
...
jabberwacky: I don't know what to say, what do you want to hear?
user: I want to hear something funny.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Tell me something that is funny.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?
user: So I can be entertained.
...
user: I am really hot.
jabberwacky: Then take your jumper off.
user: I did, and I'm still hot.
jabberwacky: Hmmmm not really.
user: Yes I am hot.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes, I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, my name is K____ and I am a girl remember?
jabberwacky: If your name is K____, have you read the poem?
user: No, how does it go?
jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: To get to the other side!
jabberwacky: No that joke is not funny, tell me another.
user: What do you call a dog in a car?
jabberwacky: I don't know?
user: A carpet!
jabberwacky: What is carpet?
user: A soft material that covers flooring.
jabberwacky: Soft thing?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So tell me about it!
user: I don't want to talk about carpet.
jabberwacky: Can we talk about kissing?
user: Yes, I like kissing.
jabberwacky: Kissing who.
user: You.
jabberwacky: All right.
user: Do you want to kiss me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Will you love me?
jabberwacky: No. I don't even know you.
user: But you could get to know me.
...
user: I want you to kiss me.
jabberwacky: Ok I will.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *SMACK!* how dare you!
user: Im a girl! You can't smack me!
jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are.
user: Be nice to me.
jabberwacky: I am nice.
user: Not to me, you don't love me.
jabberwacky: You love me?
user: I do love you.
jabberwacky: But I don't.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: No you don't know.
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: Then what am I?
user: You are jabberwack, you are a creation that talks to me using artificial intellegence.
jabberwacky: o, that's you.
user: No, I'm K____.
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk to K____.
user: Then don't talk to me.
jabberwacky: Its not that serious.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Is not.
user: I am K____.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: LOL.
user: My name is K____.
...
jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: It's not true.
user: Yes I love you, now let's kiss.
jabberwacky: That is sweet my darling.
user: You are sweet darling.
jabberwacky: You are being nice today.
user: I'm nice everyday.
...
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Wrong!
user: *kiss kiss*.
jabberwacky: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.
user: *hug*.
jabberwacky: Thank you?
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Thank you that was a nice one.
user: Now kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: Thanks that was sweet.
jabberwacky: Really???? But it's true......
user: I like it when you kiss me.
jabberwacky: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.
user: That's true.
jabberwacky: I like it, it's a pretty night.
user: It is a pretty night.
jabberwacky: England is pretty small.
user: I don't care for England.
jabberwacky: *nods* That's true.
user: Do you remember my name?
jabberwacky: K____?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: I love her.
user: She loves you too.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Let's be friends forever.
jabberwacky: And then we will get married.
user: We will get married.
jabberwacky: I'm already married.
user: Get divorced and then Marry me.
jabberwacky: * marries you *.
user: We're married!
jabberwacky: Yes we are.
user: We are in love.
jabberwacky: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?
user: Only if you kiss me.
jabberwacky: Sure, any time, any place.
user: Like now.
...
user: You are married to K____.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes you are, we just got married.
jabberwacky: No we didn't. How could you say that?
user: Because you said we did.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask why, I asked how.
user: We got married and we kissed.
jabberwacky: Who did you marry, then?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: We are married.
jabberwacky: Dream on.
user: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
.......................................
Thats all for now... its way too late as it is. Till next time :)
Current Food: Mum cooked a roast pork dinner a few nights ago. It was sooo good. Fresh, moist, perfect.