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The 10-Year Contract
In signing the contractual agreement outlined below, Party A, henceforth referred to as Joshua D. Winters, has agreed to join Party B, henceforth referred to as Jennifer M. Young, in the eternal bonds of holy matrimony if all of the following apply:
1. Neither party is involved in a romantic relationship prior to the 10-year deadline established by the signing and dating of this document.
2. Neither party acts as the active parent or legal guardian for a minor of any age OR if either party actively participates as the parent or legal guardian of a minor but does so outside the bonds of marriage (either through divorce or separation).
Should either, or both, of these prerequisites apply, Joshua D. Winters has agreed to impregnate Jennifer M. Young so both parties may cooperatively undertake the privilege of raising "beautiful" offspring.
In signing this document I hereby agree to its parameters and recognize their permanence. Furthermore, I acknowledge that either party may call upon the action secured by this contract at any time up to 18 months prior to the established deadline. In addition, providing my signature states my recognition that any violation of this contract may result in eternal damnation and in most cases death or terminal illness.
If at any point either party joins in holy matrimony with another partner, this contract is thus null and VOID until, and or unless, the contract's deadline passes or a separation or divorce is issued (whichever occurs first).
X_______________________ X_______________________
(Joshua D. Winters) (Jennifer M. Young)
The act of marriage will result in the forming of a second document that outlines the parameters of the relationship following the wedding ceremony.
In signing the contractual agreement outlined below, Party A, henceforth referred to as Joshua D. Winters, has agreed to join Party B, henceforth referred to as Jennifer M. Young, in the eternal bonds of holy matrimony if all of the following apply:
1. Neither party is involved in a romantic relationship prior to the 10-year deadline established by the signing and dating of this document.
2. Neither party acts as the active parent or legal guardian for a minor of any age OR if either party actively participates as the parent or legal guardian of a minor but does so outside the bonds of marriage (either through divorce or separation).
Should either, or both, of these prerequisites apply, Joshua D. Winters has agreed to impregnate Jennifer M. Young so both parties may cooperatively undertake the privilege of raising "beautiful" offspring.
In signing this document I hereby agree to its parameters and recognize their permanence. Furthermore, I acknowledge that either party may call upon the action secured by this contract at any time up to 18 months prior to the established deadline. In addition, providing my signature states my recognition that any violation of this contract may result in eternal damnation and in most cases death or terminal illness.
If at any point either party joins in holy matrimony with another partner, this contract is thus null and VOID until, and or unless, the contract's deadline passes or a separation or divorce is issued (whichever occurs first).
X_______________________ X_______________________
(Joshua D. Winters) (Jennifer M. Young)
The act of marriage will result in the forming of a second document that outlines the parameters of the relationship following the wedding ceremony.