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Fuck Pilonidal Cyst's
I had one a year ago and it sucked.. but it popped on its own and everything was cool.. a week ago it came back, and it came back with a vengeance.
It was painful but nothing too bad, just had to sit weird being that i had a pocket of bullshit growing inside my ass against my tailbone, so it hurt to sit down. I was expecting it to pop on its own much as my other one did.. but that wasnt happening.
All last night i was unable to sleep because of the pain so i was tossing and turning non-stop. When i finally fell asleep and woke up this morning, as soon as i rolled over from off my side, which was the only comfortable and pain free way of sleeping, it was unbearable pain no matter what i did, so my mom decided i was going to the ER.
Got to sit there.. or well, Stand there for 5 hours waiting to be seen, and finally got into a room, laid down on my stomach, got my pants pulled way the fuck down.. much further than i thought was necessary and then the fun began.
I got needles stabbed in the top of my ass crack which i thought sucked a whole bunch, but then i also got my ass cut apart with a scalpel. SUPER GOOD TIMES. All of a sudden i felt relief, which was good.. and i felt my ass crack instantly fill up with bullshit, and then the room smelled raunchy as fuck, being that the shit that fills pilonidal cyst's smells terrible.
Doctor wiped my ass clean, then stabbed again with needles, and cut with the scalpel again.
So there i am thinking everythings all fine and dandy.. oh how wrong i was, because he wound up putting something back into the hole he cut in my ass which hurt a lot more than the stabbing and slicing, and i'm told that i have to go back to have someone yank this stuff out on monday.
The nurse that was helping him told me that she had one of these god awful things once and that getting it taken care of like i was, hurt a lot more than child birth..
Anywho.. today has easily been the most aggravating/painful/embarassing day of my life.. what a way to start spring break!
Got the 'dressing' changed an hour or so ago and jesus christ.. i had a giant wad of gauze wedged into my asscrack and it was just purely red.. there was no white left to it
God Damnit
*hugs bottle of Hydrocodone*
I had one a year ago and it sucked.. but it popped on its own and everything was cool.. a week ago it came back, and it came back with a vengeance.
It was painful but nothing too bad, just had to sit weird being that i had a pocket of bullshit growing inside my ass against my tailbone, so it hurt to sit down. I was expecting it to pop on its own much as my other one did.. but that wasnt happening.
All last night i was unable to sleep because of the pain so i was tossing and turning non-stop. When i finally fell asleep and woke up this morning, as soon as i rolled over from off my side, which was the only comfortable and pain free way of sleeping, it was unbearable pain no matter what i did, so my mom decided i was going to the ER.
Got to sit there.. or well, Stand there for 5 hours waiting to be seen, and finally got into a room, laid down on my stomach, got my pants pulled way the fuck down.. much further than i thought was necessary and then the fun began.
I got needles stabbed in the top of my ass crack which i thought sucked a whole bunch, but then i also got my ass cut apart with a scalpel. SUPER GOOD TIMES. All of a sudden i felt relief, which was good.. and i felt my ass crack instantly fill up with bullshit, and then the room smelled raunchy as fuck, being that the shit that fills pilonidal cyst's smells terrible.
Doctor wiped my ass clean, then stabbed again with needles, and cut with the scalpel again.
So there i am thinking everythings all fine and dandy.. oh how wrong i was, because he wound up putting something back into the hole he cut in my ass which hurt a lot more than the stabbing and slicing, and i'm told that i have to go back to have someone yank this stuff out on monday.
The nurse that was helping him told me that she had one of these god awful things once and that getting it taken care of like i was, hurt a lot more than child birth..
Anywho.. today has easily been the most aggravating/painful/embarassing day of my life.. what a way to start spring break!
Got the 'dressing' changed an hour or so ago and jesus christ.. i had a giant wad of gauze wedged into my asscrack and it was just purely red.. there was no white left to it
God Damnit
*hugs bottle of Hydrocodone*