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Oct 23, 2008 13:28

Body: Go to www. Urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the best definition it gives you.

1) Your name? iliana
the best and koolest friend in the whole world!!
did u see iliana ....totally rad!!

[hahaha nice]

2) Your age? 25
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid

3) One of your friends? davin
To idiotically open the dorm room door with a beer in hand when the cops are a knockin'.

[um ok]

4) What should you be doing right now? working
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

5) Favorite color? red
Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption.

[yeah!]

6) Birthplace? mt. kisco, ny
A small shitty ass city/town located 45 minutes north of new york city. Although it is located in westchester, one of the wealthiest counties in the united states, it is infested with mexicans and guatamalans.

[hooo kay]

7) Month of your birthday? october
Tom the jackhammer Billuson brutally molested a sheep named "Octy" during the 31 days of this fall month. The story was so horrifying that villagers named these 31 days after the poor sheep, thus resulting in the name october

8) Where are you right now? manhattan
A tasty alcoholic beverage.

9) What did you last eat? cheese and triscuits
cheese: mixture of the drugs in Tylenol PM and heroin
triscuits: a really stank- ass bitch who needs to watch her back

10) What is your nick name? skilly
(N) used in parts of the mid-west used to describe a woman. Similar to: whore,slut and or ho,whore

hey wait a second.....
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