Hey you guys!!!!
I almost got laid last night! I went over to mikeys house and he had invited a couple of hoes over...right away sloth got an invite to the attic where he got a lap dance from a mexican chick...about 6 or 7 shots later the little russian bitch asked me to lift up my shirt and show her a little bit of the truffle shuffle, i did it and she asked if she could run her fingers through my hairy chest...i told her it would be okay with me, but as soon as she did it she began blowing chunks and begging me to put my shirt back down! needless to say i did not get laid! maybe this harriett chick will let me hit it.