Good God this is amusing!!

[chumousie]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, chumousie sent to me...

Twelve jnessaps drumming
Eleven lithiumkitsunes piping
Ten superfirechilds a-leaping
Nine karen_hms dancing
Eight manna_ps a-milking
Seven michiselinas a-traveling
Six notusachans a-cooking
Five se-e-e-exyturtles
Four chumousies
Three takaginaosamas
Two theminxiekittens
...and a disney in a pear tree.