Hi-larious
Chris Rock is hilarious. "Don't ask women how many women she slept with. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW! Just be happy you fuckin' her now. You ain't discoverin shit, you ain't puttin a flag nowhere." LoL. TRUTH. Hahaha "Women only count they boyfriends. They don't count all those miscellaneous dicks they had." Hahaha... It's funny because it's true. I've watched it happen. I have nothing to lie about... yet. =-x Haha. No, I don't plan on turning into a whore. It came close, but I ran away from that. I am a bad person. No, I'm just trying to figure stuff out and I did... a little late, but still before I did anything too stupid.
Here's a few tips for the boys:
*Be a good kisser
*Only brag if you've got something to brag about
*Don't make assumptions about what I (where "I" stands for women in general) am willing to do... I'll do what I'm ready/willing to do when I'm ready/willing to do it. And not a moment sooner.
Today was a good day. I hung out with Kathy. Went to Lowes, to Uno's for dinner (YUM!) and then to her house. We watched Caddyshack 2 which was fantasticly random and pointless. ::Sexy little gopher!:: Haha. And then we watched Aladdin and it's wonderful french subtitles, and the Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson video. Haha. Good times.
Ok, I gotta get me some sleep. Church tomorrow! Haha, it's amusing that I'm thinking about church when Chris Rock is talking about "recycling the pussy." I should not find him amusing but I do. Ha.
Here's a few tips for the boys:
*Be a good kisser
*Only brag if you've got something to brag about
*Don't make assumptions about what I (where "I" stands for women in general) am willing to do... I'll do what I'm ready/willing to do when I'm ready/willing to do it. And not a moment sooner.
Today was a good day. I hung out with Kathy. Went to Lowes, to Uno's for dinner (YUM!) and then to her house. We watched Caddyshack 2 which was fantasticly random and pointless. ::Sexy little gopher!:: Haha. And then we watched Aladdin and it's wonderful french subtitles, and the Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson video. Haha. Good times.
Ok, I gotta get me some sleep. Church tomorrow! Haha, it's amusing that I'm thinking about church when Chris Rock is talking about "recycling the pussy." I should not find him amusing but I do. Ha.