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You know why the little red hen was so uptight about sharing her bread? the pig, wolf, fox, and cat wouldn't fucking APPRECIATE it. they wouldn't notice the excellent texture or perfect yeast levels the little red hen made and used in making the bread. They wouldn't truly enjoy it. The little red hen would be able to savor the fruits of her and her chicks' efforts. The other freeloading bitches would ruin the entire dining experience.