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Saddam:
I'm bored!
Saddam:
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!
This Guy:
Can I Play?
Saddam:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saddam:
Will I choose Rock
Saddam:
Paper
Saddam:
Or Scissors
Saddam:
YOU DON'T KNOW!
Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don't spray it
Saddam:
Excuse me, but who is this man? Tell him if he interrupts me one more time I will eat his balls for breakfast, poop it out, and then make him eat it. Anyways Lets play.
Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!
Saddam:
Look, you can't have two papers
Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That rock ain't going NOWHERE
Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS
Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always
Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows
Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper
Saddam:
See?
Judge:
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand
Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND
Judge:
Enough. No more of this Tiger Hand crap, Saddam.
Saddam:
You probably don't even know Pen Missile
Judge:
Pen Missle? Can't say I do.
Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!
Judge:
Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just making this up.
Saddam:
AM NOT
Judge:
Are too
Saddam:
You know what, suck on it, you're going on my list