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So I was at the checkout in Bi-Lo when the woman behind me pointed at the body wash I got and asked, "Is that the shampoo you normally use, because I think it's colored your hair some." Deadpan, "I'll make a note to check the artificial colors they use" and asked the cashier for a pen. I wrote "*Check dyes in body wash" and showed the woman, smiled, and thanked her for pointing it out.